I haven't done anything all week. I wouldn't say that I've been wallowing, but I haven't been exultant either. I work the next couple of nights, and that is giving me an excuse to get off my lazy duff.
I've been a total hermit. I've left my apartment complex twice all week. I've been totally nocturnal. These things just aren't any good.
The other night, a girl called me around 3am. She said she was responding to my ad for a nude model. I told her she must have the wrong number, since I don't have any such ad. After I hung up, I realized that she had asked for me by name. That means she was either a crank call or a saucy wench.
Much like the tootsie roll pop, maybe the world will never know.
Now I need to put on some pants and go to the gym.
I've been a total hermit. I've left my apartment complex twice all week. I've been totally nocturnal. These things just aren't any good.
The other night, a girl called me around 3am. She said she was responding to my ad for a nude model. I told her she must have the wrong number, since I don't have any such ad. After I hung up, I realized that she had asked for me by name. That means she was either a crank call or a saucy wench.
Much like the tootsie roll pop, maybe the world will never know.
Now I need to put on some pants and go to the gym.
