No, I won't post photos. No, I won't send you photos. So don't ask.
I had my first Brazilian wax yesterday. There isn't a big reason why behind this decision, other than the fact that I've always wanted to try it...I mean, I haven't had sexytime relations in over 5 years. But thought, "Hey, what would be a good way to blow $50? I know! Getting hot wax smeared on my hoo-hah and having the hair ripped out by the root."
Let me tell you, this shit is unpleasant. I mean, it hurts. My whole body would jump. The little Japanese lady performing the service kept saying, "Not too much pain, right?" And I would reply, "Really? I mean, because, yeah." And I have multiple tattoos, some in very painful spots, so I consider myself to have a high pain threshold.
Anyway, it looks cute (I was surprised by this because my mons is quite...poofy, so I was a bit afraid of how it would look bald) and I think I'll keep it up.
MEN: Do you even REALIZE how shitty this process is for women? Think about this the next time you're having sex and enjoying a nice, clean canvas. And for God's sake, if you see that a woman has gone to this much pain and trouble to de-hairify (yes, I just made that up), you had better eat her the HELL out properly. I mean, really go to fucking town. She deserves it. Trust me.
