dear bootlace,

its chase here, the one who feeds you and cleans up your poop and takes you to the vet.

dont get me wrong, as a cat your not bad, we've had our little tiffs about you getting hair all over my tights and cat-sneezing on me but i'm prepared to put it all behind us.

its just this one thing that really bugs me, you see, i work long hours cat, and i dont expect you to understand because all you do is sleep and eat and occasionally piss behind the sofa. but its nice, when i come home at stupid o clock to be able to just kick back and watch tv, now i know your sleep is important to you and stuff but isnt 17 hours a day enough??


i dont want to have to wake you, seeing your little face there, all peaceful and swashed up against the remote, and it kills me to do it, but not as much as you killed me last night when you took a chunk out of my thumb.

i feel theres a few things we need to get straight in our relashonship.
i feel better now we've had this little chat.

love chase xxx

p.s. sorry for letting next doors cat eat your dinner, i didnt realise i left the door open.


anyway

who would like to see my "gorgeous" work uniform?



hmmm hmmmm, lovely isnt it? a nice, one size fits all tent style shirt and not forgetting...



....it wouldnt be complete without a pinny really would it?

and no, no matter how much you offer to pay me i will not let you have it, i know its lovely and you'd cut the light fantasic in it out clubbing but its work property. sorry kids.


xxxx



oohh p.s.





i love dotty