Jesus Christ! What the fuck is wrong with my body??? I cannot believe that I am awake! Ahhhh! I worked Thursday thru Saturday at the strip joint. Thursday I trained, so I wasn't there that long, but Fri and Sat I worked 9pm to 4am.
My boyfriend's car broke down so I had to take him to work on Fri. This required waking up sometime between 5-6am. Then I worked until 4, went to bed at 5:30am, but I couldn't sleep very well, then somehow managed to peel my body out of bed at 10am. Today I got up at 9:30am after going to bed at about 5am. I can't sleep anymore.
So I was totally exhausted all day yesterday and went back to work last night. I wasn't nearly as cheerful, but actually made more tips. I think I would have done better if I had been HAPPY! The first night I was super-energized. I had so much freaking fun! I think it is the funnest job most of the time so far. Not when I haven't slept, though. I wonder if I am making any sense.
Also on Friday I succeeded in getting a speeding ticket AND getting in an accident.
Both were firsts for me. In five years I had a completely clean driving record. God damn it! I just barely tapped this guy during rush hour, but I have a Kia, nuff said. His truck was completely fine. My poor car.
My feet hurt really really really really bad.
Apparently there is some stripper drama at my work. I don't know the specifics yet, but I will. I am trying not to be IN the drama but a casual OBSERVER to the drama. My dancer friend is going to fill me in. It is going to be such an interesting place to work. The door guy is awesome! I
him so much! He told me that I am "yummy." In a cute, not a creepy way. Ha ha! Some of the dancers are so flipping hot! My friend looks so sexy at the club I just want to eat her up. Jump on the stage with her and get it on! 
I can't help it! I always thought she was hot anyhow. She is the first girl I ever made out with.
On Friday night the guys that came in were super cool. It was pretty God damn slow, though. The customers I did have tipped me pretty well, though. I was talking to the other waitresses about tips and the average tips waitresses get are about half what I did both nights.
That makes me happy, but I am going to try to get more next week. I am going to set a goal every week. There are a couple waitresses that make lots. I am hoping to become one...
On Saturday, though, guys were fuck faces. I am sure part of it was me because I was so tired and didn't want to be there. This one guy kept trying to touch me. The fucker didn't even tip me. He had tons of money too. Then put his hands on my legs (I was sitting for a minute in my break spot, he got up and walked over to me). I flipped out and was like, "Don't fucking touch me." He got all meek and walked away. It is the only guy that attempted to touch.
Funniest guy was the one that I accidentally spilled a whole glass of ice water on. I was in hysterics! I apologized so much and couldn't help saying, "Well, you probably needed that anyway." I just came out of my mouth. Whoops! But, when he left he found me (I was on my break watching my sexy friend take off her clothes) and tipped me three dollars. He had tipped me earlier that night when I got him drinks too. He amazed me.
My boyfriend's car broke down so I had to take him to work on Fri. This required waking up sometime between 5-6am. Then I worked until 4, went to bed at 5:30am, but I couldn't sleep very well, then somehow managed to peel my body out of bed at 10am. Today I got up at 9:30am after going to bed at about 5am. I can't sleep anymore.
So I was totally exhausted all day yesterday and went back to work last night. I wasn't nearly as cheerful, but actually made more tips. I think I would have done better if I had been HAPPY! The first night I was super-energized. I had so much freaking fun! I think it is the funnest job most of the time so far. Not when I haven't slept, though. I wonder if I am making any sense.
Also on Friday I succeeded in getting a speeding ticket AND getting in an accident.
Both were firsts for me. In five years I had a completely clean driving record. God damn it! I just barely tapped this guy during rush hour, but I have a Kia, nuff said. His truck was completely fine. My poor car.
My feet hurt really really really really bad.
Apparently there is some stripper drama at my work. I don't know the specifics yet, but I will. I am trying not to be IN the drama but a casual OBSERVER to the drama. My dancer friend is going to fill me in. It is going to be such an interesting place to work. The door guy is awesome! I
him so much! He told me that I am "yummy." In a cute, not a creepy way. Ha ha! Some of the dancers are so flipping hot! My friend looks so sexy at the club I just want to eat her up. Jump on the stage with her and get it on! I can't help it! I always thought she was hot anyhow. She is the first girl I ever made out with.
On Friday night the guys that came in were super cool. It was pretty God damn slow, though. The customers I did have tipped me pretty well, though. I was talking to the other waitresses about tips and the average tips waitresses get are about half what I did both nights.
That makes me happy, but I am going to try to get more next week. I am going to set a goal every week. There are a couple waitresses that make lots. I am hoping to become one...
On Saturday, though, guys were fuck faces. I am sure part of it was me because I was so tired and didn't want to be there. This one guy kept trying to touch me. The fucker didn't even tip me. He had tons of money too. Then put his hands on my legs (I was sitting for a minute in my break spot, he got up and walked over to me). I flipped out and was like, "Don't fucking touch me." He got all meek and walked away. It is the only guy that attempted to touch.
Funniest guy was the one that I accidentally spilled a whole glass of ice water on. I was in hysterics! I apologized so much and couldn't help saying, "Well, you probably needed that anyway." I just came out of my mouth. Whoops!
But, when he left he found me (I was on my break watching my sexy friend take off her clothes) and tipped me three dollars. He had tipped me earlier that night when I got him drinks too. He amazed me.
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So what's your place like? Low lighting? What kinda loud music? What's the stage look like?