Once upon a time, a woman was picking up firewood. She came upon a poisonous snake frozen in the snow. She took the snake home and nursed it back to health. One day the snake bit her on the cheek. As she lay dying, she asked the snake, "Why have you done this to me?" And the snake answered, "Look, bitch, you knew I was...
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some days i wonder why i even bother? the world is going to shit, my life sucks, and generally everything is shitty
new favorite website... any classic book i've ever read or wanted to read online free.
latest and greatest WTF moment of the day. i just found out about a divorce of my friends both of them great people, would fight anyone if they asked. now for the WTF part of how i was informed. the wife texted me this "want to go to see a show with me 2nite?..... and i'm getting a divorce" reading between the lines with things...
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got my hammock, a case of PBR and i'm headed down to the creek
Couldn't find the original danzig version but Johnny Cash is one of the few artists that can cover a song and only make it better
Bad luck wind been blowin' at my back
I was born to bring trouble to wherever I'm at
Got the number 13 tattooed on my neck
When the ink starts to itch
Then the black will turn to red
I...
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Bad luck wind been blowin' at my back
I was born to bring trouble to wherever I'm at
Got the number 13 tattooed on my neck
When the ink starts to itch
Then the black will turn to red
I...
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apokk:
Awesome! He's playin' my song.
apokk:
HAHAHA, your WTF? thread got hijacked and turned into a guys suck thread!
enjoying the vacation using the time wisely to drink rum and play video games, in addition to planing my move to Texas, and for dinner tonight I'm thinking about smoking some ribs and making a apricot and rum BBQ sauce, with a side of fried new taters and maybe a nice cob salad
tarion:
Aww Led Zep and the Doors!! I like you already 
It is a sad thing to see an Indian wearing a cowboy hat.
Did you ever notice how in the Bible, when ever God needed to punish someone, or make an example, or whenever God needed a killing, he sent an angel? Did you ever wonder what a creature like that must be like? A whole existence spent praising your God, but always with one wing dipped in blood. Would you ever really want to see an angel?
helter:
If it was like the angels in Michael Moore's stories, maybe.
Let your plans be dark and as impenetrable as night, and when you move, fall like a thunderbolt.
