as my birthday quickly approaches i think about the things i've learned so far. the women i'd like to have a relationship with dont want anything to do with me, the women that like to have a relationship with me creep me out on one level or another. i can live without money, but money makes living easier. i'm capable of being visible and remember-able...
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hemi:
Ekkk...I missed it. Happy belated bday!
theassistant:
Thanks man, much appreciated. And a happy belated birthday to you too 
been playing resident evil operation raccoon city and i really wish i had a better ISP because the lag on hughs net satellite blows goats so i cant play online and the games AI team isnt that intelligent....
deucomatic:
That old chestnut hey, yeah, I know what you mean. I'm wonderdering who I have to shake down to get a fucking job. *Shakes fist* AFT is the shit!
music for those recovering from last night
deucomatic:
Hey fucker,
Hope you've recovered, I'm begining to miss you banter!
Hope you've recovered, I'm begining to miss you banter!
in furtherance of my stereotyped maternal lineage heres some obnoxious Irish punk music to commemorate Saint Patrick's day....
take care dont drive drunk
take care dont drive drunk
deucomatic:
Noice selection!
deucomatic:
could use a bit of that meself! Nice track.
another boring night and another insomnia induced blog. the topic of discussion society in its entirety, historically, metaphysically, and down to the individual. okay, maybe not all that in-depth, as that would be foolish, arrogant, and pompous for an individual to assume to know everything about everything. lets discuss the things one knows. history is cyclical, it repeats so anyone with an understanding of history...
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as much as humans cry out for truth, its astonishing how quickly drama arises out of the truth. why? because people prefer the illusion of the lie. very few people today are capable of telling the truth all of the time accurately, even leaving out parts of the truth is in fact lying by omission. one of the greatest lies ever told by any prospective...
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deucomatic:
First of all I like your blog. Secound the nice guy label makes me go postal. There are no nice guys, REPEAT NO NICE GUYS. Just variations of the following:
'Knob Jockeys', these guys will ride your Jimmy or pussy as the case maybe no matter how much you fuck them over and yell for more. They have no self respect, have never drawn a line in the sand & will do anything for affection. They're prone to blowing wind up your ass instead of kicking it when you deserve it. 'These are often mistaken for nice guys'
'Cocksuckers', these fuck sticks love mirrors, lift weights, use spray tan, bang on about their tats adnauseum & only have time for themselves and their V8's. They don't have an opinion on anything other than cars, sport, guns or the size of some girls ass or tits. People who's only positive contribution to mankind is paying taxes, buying pointless shit & filling holes with their dead bodies.
'The Nice guy', This dude will always do the right thing in company, he's PC, he's caring, he's helpful, he'll even come home with flowers, he's the fucking bees knees. But under this facade lies a cold blooded scary ass fucker. He's the guy they talk about after a shooting rampage, or after they've busted a pedo preying on boy scouts. 'He was quite charming, nice, kept to himself, never made a fuss'...
'Assholes', these are my favourite people. They don't promise anything, they don't mind being at the fringe because they don't have a pointless opinion like cocksuckers or knob jockeys. They don't care whether you like them or not. They will not lie to make you feel better, you know where you stand with an asshole. In fact if an asshole gives you a compliment it's the real deal. I'll have a beer with an asshole any fucking day of the week!
As for the sleep, I have the same thing, anxiety is fucked, you are not ALONE! Peace out fucker!
'Knob Jockeys', these guys will ride your Jimmy or pussy as the case maybe no matter how much you fuck them over and yell for more. They have no self respect, have never drawn a line in the sand & will do anything for affection. They're prone to blowing wind up your ass instead of kicking it when you deserve it. 'These are often mistaken for nice guys'
'Cocksuckers', these fuck sticks love mirrors, lift weights, use spray tan, bang on about their tats adnauseum & only have time for themselves and their V8's. They don't have an opinion on anything other than cars, sport, guns or the size of some girls ass or tits. People who's only positive contribution to mankind is paying taxes, buying pointless shit & filling holes with their dead bodies.
'The Nice guy', This dude will always do the right thing in company, he's PC, he's caring, he's helpful, he'll even come home with flowers, he's the fucking bees knees. But under this facade lies a cold blooded scary ass fucker. He's the guy they talk about after a shooting rampage, or after they've busted a pedo preying on boy scouts. 'He was quite charming, nice, kept to himself, never made a fuss'...
'Assholes', these are my favourite people. They don't promise anything, they don't mind being at the fringe because they don't have a pointless opinion like cocksuckers or knob jockeys. They don't care whether you like them or not. They will not lie to make you feel better, you know where you stand with an asshole. In fact if an asshole gives you a compliment it's the real deal. I'll have a beer with an asshole any fucking day of the week!
As for the sleep, I have the same thing, anxiety is fucked, you are not ALONE! Peace out fucker!
hexcoderose:
I do agree that there's no such thing as a nice guy and, Charlie, I absolutely LOVE this blog.
But, Deuce, don't you think your simplifying the matter a little too much? Does this only go for dudes, or do all girls fit info your little categories, too?
I know plenty of guys who fit nowhere on here.
So, people lie. All the time. People are selfish and greedy and cowardly. No-one (or nearly no-one) does something for someone else just because it's the right thing to do.
But that doesn't mean everyone is the same, or that no-one
Is trying to be better.
But, Deuce, don't you think your simplifying the matter a little too much? Does this only go for dudes, or do all girls fit info your little categories, too?
I know plenty of guys who fit nowhere on here.
So, people lie. All the time. People are selfish and greedy and cowardly. No-one (or nearly no-one) does something for someone else just because it's the right thing to do.
But that doesn't mean everyone is the same, or that no-one
Is trying to be better.
im drunk and cant sleep so that means documentaries on natgeo and playing on the silliness boards.... i cant believe that there are actually documentaries on toilets, the history of razorblades, and right now its a documentary on cardboard boxes and other packaging materials.... yep i know, i know im lame
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deucomatic:
Hey Fucker! Re the post:
deucomatic:
OK one more, fuck I'm a one man stalking army! This like my existance on this planet may make no sense: