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"days like today i miss dating a lesbian"

i hate snow teh only thing its good for is getting me out of work but you got to have more of it then what we got now, its just enough to make the roads worse then they were to begin with but not enough to get me a day or 2 off.

side note i think...
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delirium_faerie:
do i play it? no. and stay out of traffic. you'll get hit.
vicky:
You know what i mean.

[Edited on Jan 29, 2004 7:37PM]
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fuck i have been gone for a long time i noticed a lot of things have happened but since i'm back in my ghetto house in england and i finally have a real internet conection i dont have to use my cell phone anymore. no i'm off to find out what all i have missed. i also just got 2 new tattoos i gots me...
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sweettarts:
show me the new tats. I WANNA SEE!!!
vicky:
Getting tattooed, waiting in limbo, handed in my dissertation, working on some paintings, getting into debt etc..
How bout you?! miao!!
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BULLSHIT!!
What would you say if I told you
everything I am is an act?
What would you do if I told you
everything i say is a lie?
Would you think less of me?
Would you HATE me or try to erase me from thought?
Would you read this far?
What would you think of me?
What if i told you this is really...
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slinkster:
hey beautiful, where are you are hiding???
victorian:
and the little boy was in a wheel chair and he all went

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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yea i got this idea the car guys might enjoy. i think i'm going to get a triton 460, a C-5 tranny, a 3 Ft driveshaft and a 9in rear and shoehorn them all into a 1986 toyota supra. i figure the bigger engine and tranny aought to add some more muscle to an already fast car and take the current lead of 184 MPH...
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pinkisux:
i'm a big fan of 'nice boots wanna fuck'
its always worked for me too
tag your it!
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for my loyal readers Debby and Mister Jesus. another excerpt from my warped mind.

the reason we are here sitting at this diner having a civil conversation instead of me just ripping you apart in a back alley, is thissome of us wish to continue to evolve while, some wish to keep fighting and feeding. what we need is a treaty drawn up or some...
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misterjesus:
MisterJesus needs no payment.


HooRaay for independant wealth
azrael_abyss:
tag your it *runs off laughing and running like a retard*
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you know what inspector we arent really that much different you and i. we come from the same humble beginings in the primordial ooze. same as him, the only difference is the stage of evolution we have achieved. would you believe that lycanthropes, vampires and humans all came from one critical juncture in time?
see we were all humans at one point in time back...
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misterjesus:
A balding werewolf? it takes all kinds I guess
vicky:
Wow! eeek Does santa really deliver stuff like whips these days?! I might have to start writing him a list again!
I don't think Matt will ever reciprocate your advances, so flirt away!
Did you flirt with me?! If so, how did i react?! Sorry, bit of a serial flirter myself, just don't notice the signs these days shocked
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If you can keep your head while those around you are losing theirs, you must be the person with the axe............


just an odd thought for the day i have no idea where it came from........ who knows where thoughts come from, Joe?

do you believe one bold and couragous act can change the force of destiny?

he who hesitates is lost, while he that...
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coyote1284:
Bold and couragous act, eh? Has someone been watching Empire Records recently? I know I have...

I don't know what chairs would look like if my legs bent the other way, but I hope my ass and balls would be swapped as well.

Why are there locks on stores that are open 24/7/365? Oh, yea, for leap year.
freyja__:
so many questions, so little time!

remember this: if that which you seek, you find not within yourself, you will never find it without.
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ever have one of those days you wish life had a reset button that would take you back to the begining of your life?
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misterjesus:
What car did you get anyways?
misterjesus:
I have one of those too!

mines the turbo one.
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well lets seei just finished my first ADAPT ( alchol dependency awarness progarm training) today, cant say i had fun even though no one else but my shrink thinks i'm an alcholic. i dont see the problem if i go out with my mates on the weekend and get totally blitzed, it doesnt affect my performance at work, its my depressive portion of my manic...
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dilligan:
alcoholic
misterjesus:
Hell I'd give Nadine a Twinkie
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odd function for today i relized that when i was younger i never told the truth, now that i'm older i always tell the truth,
when i was younger i got in trouble for lieng
now that i'm older i get shunned for telling the truth.
people tend to shy away from me once they hear an answer they dont like. sometimes i'm to overly...
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misterjesus:
You know what dude, I still think we should go trawling for those dudes and just beat the fuck out of whoever we find.
misterjesus:
You know with the offer of dry humping my leg on the cards,

I'm getting kinda turned on...

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yep late entry to poetry day


its a thin line between genuis and insanity. whose to say who is smart and whsoe nuts.
the man that created teh atom bomd is considered a genius but the man that goes out and kills thousands of people is considered insane when they both completed the same activity. one guy did it with a button the other a...
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misterjesus:
Please note the change of name dOOd

Oh yeah and I am an insane genius

[Edited on Sep 04, 2003]
caz:
i know im a genius.. cause well.. erm.. cause i am! HA! tongue
Im a genius so there's no need to explain meself .. hehehe biggrin
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well now that i'm concious enough to update my journal. i have wonderful things to say about the SGUK crew as i hope they have wonderfull things to say about me. got another tattoo this one is a barcode with my employee numer. right in the center of my chest below the neck line and no it didnt hurt one bit (secretly i actually kindsa...
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misterjesus:
Dude mail me your cell number, damien.malcolm@safeguardit.co.uk

gram:
you kiss me, and then you never say hello!