charlie_stars

so i had this really funky dream last night. i somehow managed to own a couple of old missle silo's adn i converted tehm to strip clubs, but that isnt the wierd part, the wierd part was that no mater where i drove there was a carnival or fair going on all along the road side. i also owned a reall big hotel like the...
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yep so i tested for promotion today, well guess what i believe i failed that shit in the most historical of fashions. and ffor those of you that think or feel that this is a bad thing weep not for i intentionally hiroshima'ed it. i dont want the hassel of the promotion, i'm happy where i am. other then that things are just peachy in...
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my new favorite video ♥

food delivery places rock, just ordered my dinner from the kebab shop today was the best monday ever i showed up to work and didnt have a damn thing to do, i didnt even have to pretend to be busy, and tehy let me take a nap and everything it was just like preschool all over again

ok so my weekend pretty muched sucked. the radiator in my car blew up shortly after i got some tattoos reinked. so i was stranded on the side of teh road with a roll of duct tape, and 2 jugs of water just so i could get home. went downtown with some mates for a going away party met a girl that looked like the...
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so i been working on my car and i have come to relize i miss working in a auto garage for 2 reasons, 1 my tools are in better condition, then the ones at teh hobby shop and 2 if i needed a part i just went to the stock room and got what i needed. now i'm using a auto hobby shop the rents...
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Obituary

Today we mourn the passing of an old friend, by the name of
Common Sense. Common Sense lived a long life but died in
the United States from heart failure on the brink of the
new millennium. No one really knows how old he was, since
his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red
tape.

He selflessly devoted his life to service...
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step on in my plan for world domination is complete i just got my very own group...!!!!!!!! for those of you interested its basically so i can see what Kung fu flicks i havent seen adn need to see or what flicks you havent seen but want to. now on to the rest of my plan for world domination, i'll need a team of 1337...
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10 reasons why beer is better tehn religion
10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.
9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
8. Beer has never caused a major war.
7. They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for themselves.
6. When you have a Beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to
give it
away.
5....
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Military Service
I put on my uniform
(Author Unknown)
A Chief Master Sergeant sits behind his desk, just down the hall from the Operations Group Commanders Office at Pope Air Force Base, NC. As the Chief finishes his second cup of coffee and the last of the morning messages, the Commander steps into the Chiefs office. "Chief", the Colonel says, "I hate to ask you...
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ok so i have the weekend booty(read that as its my turn to work on a weekend) so i cant go out and drink. but that also means i'll be all by my lonesome, and since i just finished what lil bit of work i had this week already i might just tear something apart so i can fix it. other then that life is...
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