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$3,438.06 is what the damage estimate is on my car im sure the insurance will write it off as totaled
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so another night home alone with my dick in my hand.... oh and i hit a deer on my way home FML
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I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why.
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Charlie Chaplin once entered a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest in Monte Carlo and came in third; that's a story.
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Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.
Hunter S. Thompson
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Why can't you just go up to a woman and say, 'Hi! I'm Dave! I like smoking pot, and reading the sports page on the john... wanna have sex with me?'
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todays video tour of my brain...






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I need to get out of my head for awhile.... Maybe take a vacation someplace just as filthy but not as stressful, hey i dont know you can i vacation in your mind for awhile?
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I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
username1345i92845:
I couldn't agree more.
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some music that fits my mood right now



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