$3,438.06 is what the damage estimate is on my car im sure the insurance will write it off as totaled
so another night home alone with my dick in my hand.... oh and i hit a deer on my way home FML
I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why.
Charlie Chaplin once entered a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest in Monte Carlo and came in third; that's a story.
Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.
Hunter S. Thompson
Hunter S. Thompson
Why can't you just go up to a woman and say, 'Hi! I'm Dave! I like smoking pot, and reading the sports page on the john... wanna have sex with me?'
todays video tour of my brain...
I need to get out of my head for awhile.... Maybe take a vacation someplace just as filthy but not as stressful, hey i dont know you can i vacation in your mind for awhile?
I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
username1345i92845:
I couldn't agree more.
some music that fits my mood right now
Somedays I wonder why I even try
