its friday night, there are no bands at the locals... guess ill have to choose between casinos or karaoke, decisions decisions....
You watch those nature documentaries on the cable? You see the one about lions? You got this lion. He's the king of the jungle, huge mane out to here. He's laying under a tree, in the middle of Africa. He's so big, it's so hot. He doesn't want to move. Now the little lions come, they start messing with him. Biting his tail, biting his...
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another thoroughly uneventful evening.... man im lame
what to do tonight?
im in need of some new music, anyone have any suggestions i should look up?
hemi:
You look like a britney spears kind of guy...
KIDDING! 
KIDDING! don't you hate it when you have a story you'd like to tell but you lack the skills to tell a story properly?
1) Never trust a cop in a raincoat.
2) Beware of enthusiasm and of love, both are temporary and quick to sway.
3) If asked if you care about the world's problems, look deep into the eyes of he who asks, he will never ask you again.
4) Never give your real name.
5) If ever asked to look at yourself, don't look.
6) Never...
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2) Beware of enthusiasm and of love, both are temporary and quick to sway.
3) If asked if you care about the world's problems, look deep into the eyes of he who asks, he will never ask you again.
4) Never give your real name.
5) If ever asked to look at yourself, don't look.
6) Never...
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so santa didn't bring me a woman that'd love me as i am but he did give me a hundred dollars..... i wonder if that's his subtle way of telling me to find a prostitute?
this my new favorite christmas song