ok, a good story for all of you. It was given to me as an introduction to The Dwarves Are Young and Good Looking.
Keep in mind that all linguistic idosyncracies are due to the fact that this is written by an Italian. (the most gorgeous creature to grace our shores). Here goes-
When I was 17 the Dwarves were playing in a place in the countryside more than 6 hours from Milan, so we got a van and I illegally drive to the show (you have to be 18 to drive in Italy) WHen we arrived we discovered that the Dwarves never left L.A., and only the Gwar were playing. We hate the Gwar. Stupid buffoons that give rock a bad name. Being very pissed we did some of the speed that we had with us and drive towards Milan, one hour from Milan we had a call, someone told us that there was a party in a house in the suburbs, so we went there but we must have looked very bad because they didn't let us go in. Being more pissed than ever we finished the speed and drive away, 10 min later I crashed the van on a trash can. Someone in the neighborhood called the police without telling us. They arrived and we made up a very weird story about a 22 years old driver who run away after the crash (the van actually belonged to a friend) THey let us go (Italian police yay!). Me and xxxxxx & soandso decided that that was one of our worst nights so far and couldn't end like that, so we went to a bar at 5 a.m. (the speed demon still on) TO make it short, we go upstairs, we sit down and 30 sec later a huge, huuuuuuge huy come close to soanso and punch him in the face, Xxxxx grabs him but her is the strongest man ever (and we are the weakest) so he smash him on the bench. I'm on the other side of the table, I just have time to look at him and he gives me the worst punch i've ever recieved, I turn around and my friends are running down the stairs, I follow them as fast as i can but i fall and broke one of my toes. After that we went home. All this just to introduce you to one of the many bands that ruined my teenage years. But the whole night makes sense if you listen to the Dwarves. Stupid memories.
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Keep in mind that all linguistic idosyncracies are due to the fact that this is written by an Italian. (the most gorgeous creature to grace our shores). Here goes-
When I was 17 the Dwarves were playing in a place in the countryside more than 6 hours from Milan, so we got a van and I illegally drive to the show (you have to be 18 to drive in Italy) WHen we arrived we discovered that the Dwarves never left L.A., and only the Gwar were playing. We hate the Gwar. Stupid buffoons that give rock a bad name. Being very pissed we did some of the speed that we had with us and drive towards Milan, one hour from Milan we had a call, someone told us that there was a party in a house in the suburbs, so we went there but we must have looked very bad because they didn't let us go in. Being more pissed than ever we finished the speed and drive away, 10 min later I crashed the van on a trash can. Someone in the neighborhood called the police without telling us. They arrived and we made up a very weird story about a 22 years old driver who run away after the crash (the van actually belonged to a friend) THey let us go (Italian police yay!). Me and xxxxxx & soandso decided that that was one of our worst nights so far and couldn't end like that, so we went to a bar at 5 a.m. (the speed demon still on) TO make it short, we go upstairs, we sit down and 30 sec later a huge, huuuuuuge huy come close to soanso and punch him in the face, Xxxxx grabs him but her is the strongest man ever (and we are the weakest) so he smash him on the bench. I'm on the other side of the table, I just have time to look at him and he gives me the worst punch i've ever recieved, I turn around and my friends are running down the stairs, I follow them as fast as i can but i fall and broke one of my toes. After that we went home. All this just to introduce you to one of the many bands that ruined my teenage years. But the whole night makes sense if you listen to the Dwarves. Stupid memories.
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anarchie:
Oh The Dwarves, I think everyone really into that band has a strange story to tell regarding them. I certainly do!! 
trig_grl:
who knew they had speed in milan! thought it was a west coast thing. hm 