Here is my last 30 days summed up:
Broke up with my girlfriend
Girlfriend moved out leaving me with big, expensive, empty house
Girlfriend has put herself back on the market in a matter of weeks (I guess almost two years requires no recovery for her heart.)
Put on probation at work for bullshit
My computer crashed
My crashed computer crashed my Ipod (which I have fixed)
I slipped and fell on the ice giving me two black eyes, a chipped tooth, a large contusion on my head, and either a very bruised or broken tailbone.
Today I was suspended from work altogether.
Randomly lost my ID
fin
Broke up with my girlfriend
Girlfriend moved out leaving me with big, expensive, empty house
Girlfriend has put herself back on the market in a matter of weeks (I guess almost two years requires no recovery for her heart.)
Put on probation at work for bullshit
My computer crashed
My crashed computer crashed my Ipod (which I have fixed)
I slipped and fell on the ice giving me two black eyes, a chipped tooth, a large contusion on my head, and either a very bruised or broken tailbone.
Today I was suspended from work altogether.
Randomly lost my ID
fin
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alphagoon:
So what, specifically, is wrong with your machine? Is it not starting up? Give me a call, we'll see what we can do.
talisman:
the talisman thinks he can help with that pesky computer...
