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Friday Sep 01, 2006

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Here is my newest girl meeting technique. I tried it tonight.

I'm sitting in a crowded bar and a cute girl comes in.
She gets a drink next to me.
We look at each other and smile casually.
She goes and sits at a table behind me.
I wait a few moments and turn to find her.
We look at each other and smile again, acknowledging each other.
I decide to go and speak to her.
She sees me begin to stir and continues looking at me, smiling.
I take one drink for luck before I stand.
The ice in my glass gets all unorganized and as I tip my glass to a 45 degree angle, the contents spill all over me and into my lap.
I turn back around, completely embarrassed.

fin

Smooth, huh?
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cookie101x:
thanks, it was cool meeting you too, and im pretty jazzed about coming out and seeing everyone again.
as for your pick up strategy- too bad she didnt take that opportunity to come over and mop up your lap.heh. tongue
Sep 4, 2006
cookie101x:
aww, with comments like that, ill have to come out blush
Sep 5, 2006

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