Where did you come from anyway?
I got rid of you...locked you up and threw away the key.
I asked you to leave. Threw you out.
I put you away forever...and I fucking meant it when I said goodbye.
But here you are again.
To torment me some more.
Haven't you had enough? Didn't you get your fill?
Leave me be. I want to be...
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I got rid of you...locked you up and threw away the key.
I asked you to leave. Threw you out.
I put you away forever...and I fucking meant it when I said goodbye.
But here you are again.
To torment me some more.
Haven't you had enough? Didn't you get your fill?
Leave me be. I want to be...
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Remember: A friend will help you move.
A really good friend will help you move a body.
I really want a When in Rome CD.
I'm craving the eighties.
A really good friend will help you move a body.
I really want a When in Rome CD.
I'm craving the eighties.
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_alice_:
is this your way of telling me you`re finally going to help me move that body?
it is starting to smell funny.
it is starting to smell funny.
_alice_:
yeah it`s been raining here for well over a month. there`s been flooding, evacuations, and lots of smelly, wet, angry people.
fun times.
fun times.
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thejuanupsman:
Yeah, in hindsight that was a bad idea and I am glad that your post made me rethink it before I went gray and was unable to change it. I am hoping that most people wouldn't make a connection. I imagine you would have to know what to look for.
Anyway, I am out of here soon, not sure when/if I will be back. A decision made long before I learned anything by the way. Unrelated.
But hey. take care, maybe I will see you around. Or not. If not I hope things go well. And If you happen to talk to anyone I do know. Tell them I miss them
Appreciate it.
[Edited on Jun 28, 2005 5:20PM]
Anyway, I am out of here soon, not sure when/if I will be back. A decision made long before I learned anything by the way. Unrelated.
But hey. take care, maybe I will see you around. Or not. If not I hope things go well. And If you happen to talk to anyone I do know. Tell them I miss them
Appreciate it.
[Edited on Jun 28, 2005 5:20PM]
thejuanupsman:
Oh and I think I told you before, but, it bears repeating, I did enjoy the few talks we had. I always wished we had talked more. You're a good guy.
I'm giving myself until the new year to turn my life around.
That is right around six months to set me straight. All I need is one accomplishment, one constant in my life that brings my heart to a happier place.
Six months...
That is right around six months to set me straight. All I need is one accomplishment, one constant in my life that brings my heart to a happier place.
Six months...
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pixie_punch:
thanks for the b-day wishes!
that picture was sexy awesome!
that picture was sexy awesome!
toneski:
fuck 6 months, go sit on the toilet and write 6 pages.
6 pages that will change your life.
then you will be done already.
6 pages that will change your life.
then you will be done already.
The heat.
Ugh...so. fucking. hot.
Someone please come to my house with a giant spatula (teflon preferably) and peel me off of my furniture so I can go and buy a fucking air conditioner.
Finally stopped eating out and started cooking a little again. Haven't done much of that since I lived in my house. The kichen in my new place is really more like...
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Ugh...so. fucking. hot.
Someone please come to my house with a giant spatula (teflon preferably) and peel me off of my furniture so I can go and buy a fucking air conditioner.
Finally stopped eating out and started cooking a little again. Haven't done much of that since I lived in my house. The kichen in my new place is really more like...
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_alice_:
then it is settled, i will come down there and Benni and i will go ninja on her ass.
switchsigh:
Awww...heat good. Sigh 
HEAT. AC good too though. AC makes ventures out into the heat worthwhile. Sleeping without AC...bad.
I totally hear you about the cooking vs. eating out. Eating out is sooooo much easier! And more fun. And you can people watch. But $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$. Beaucoup.
HEAT. AC good too though. AC makes ventures out into the heat worthwhile. Sleeping without AC...bad.
I totally hear you about the cooking vs. eating out. Eating out is sooooo much easier! And more fun. And you can people watch. But $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$. Beaucoup.
Back to work...
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_alice_:
yaaar, matey 
I should have known better than to get my hopes up.
I got stood up. Even though I don't know her well, it still hurts a little. Maybe because it was my first attempt. A mild failure would have been easier than being rejected without even being given a chance.
I hate rejection.
I got stood up. Even though I don't know her well, it still hurts a little. Maybe because it was my first attempt. A mild failure would have been easier than being rejected without even being given a chance.
I hate rejection.
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parks:
stupid pineapples
shattered:
That does suck. Last time I was gonna have a date I had to ask and they kinda backed out on me before it happened.
I'm a little pleased lately. Not entirely but i am slowly finding my stride. I called a girl for the first time since my wife left me this week. I left a message. She never called back. even though I'm a little bummed about it I'm not spiraling like I would have six months ago.
I think I'm going to be ok.
Now about these...
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I think I'm going to be ok.
Now about these...
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z:
Does he have a blue or otherwise brightly colored wall?
_alice_:
fabulous!
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comicking:
non-anon anymore? good. Gives me reason to leave posts that don't say much. like this one!
_alice_:
i think the e-mail was mostly just asking how you were and what not. i would tell you what else it said, but it couldn`t have been that important since i can`t seem to remember..... either that or my memory is really going 
.
.The mens room at Dulono's pizza in uptown has writing above the urinal that reads as follows:
Janet Jackson is my sister.
We discussed the boob thing.
I tried to talk her out of it,
but she wouldn't listen to me.
Janet Jackson is my sister.
We discussed the boob thing.
I tried to talk her out of it,
but she wouldn't listen to me.
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tinyelvis:
I guess I'll let you in the worl O cool
Friends?
Friends?
otoki:
Thank you! 
Two things I would like to know:
1. What in the hell is Nougat?
2. How did the Sheryl Crow song "All i want to do is have some fun", ever get big?
TELL ME!!!!!!
1. What in the hell is Nougat?
2. How did the Sheryl Crow song "All i want to do is have some fun", ever get big?
TELL ME!!!!!!
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toneski:
simple, a nougat is a govt produced radio brainwashing signal that makes the masses compelled to listen to bile like Cheryl Crow.
otoki:
I don't know what kind of dogs they are. They are cute, though, yes.
As for Sheryl Crow, her songs are the least of the mysteries of American pop culture.
As for Sheryl Crow, her songs are the least of the mysteries of American pop culture.
I want what I want and I want it NOW!
judas:
want + cake in your profile pic = gimme.
fuck man, i want me some cake. pronto.
fuck man, i want me some cake. pronto.
_alice_:
me too!
give it here!
give it here!
i meant stoop
thanks to the pictures in my comments now I'm fucking scared