Tuesday Jul 27, 2004

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I had every intention of writing something heart felt and beautiful here, but now that I'm here, I'm blank.

My brain seems to have left me for the day, it's on holiday. Perhaps tomorrow it will feel more like sharing.

Until then, I leave you with 3 questions:

1. Is it REALLY better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all or is it all just a stupid human trick?

2. If I tree falls in the forrest and there's no one around to hear it, did it scare the bears?

3. If dogs do think the way humans do, do you ever wonder if they wait to like your face after they licked their ass on purpose?


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hotcurry:
1. I don't like losing. I'm very competetive.

2. If a tree falls in the forest I believe it makes the sound of one hand clapping. Which should be enough to scare the bears.

3. You know why dogs lick themselves, don't you? Because they can't make a fist and jerk off.

Thanks for the questions. That was fun. smile
the_gentleman:
1. It's the same principle as being able to last decades of the beginning of your life without sex, but after you've had it once, you can't go even months without longing for it. So yeah, it's all bullshit,...it's better to have never loved at all, so you don't know what you're missing.

2. Well,...if by no one, you mean nothing...there were no bears to scare...If you meant no human around...I'm sure the bears caused it...not much else around is big enough to knock over a fucking tree...So I think they'd see it coming if they caused it...In short, Bears are O.G.s they don't get scurred.

3. I think so...but it's only payback for masturbating with your bare hands and then petting them minutes later...That's what you get assholes!!

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