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chaoticmonkey

Raleigh, North Carolina

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Sunday Nov 23, 2008

Nov 23, 2008
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I have figured out what my life means....wanna hear? I am THAT guy that gets shit on by women. Not intentionally mind you...but because I place myself in the direct line of projectory shit.

So this is my theory. I meet women who HAVE HAD or ARE currently in horrible relationships. They meet me and find a genuinely nice guy who knows how to open doors and be romantic and actually knows what FOREPLAY is and knows HOW to have SEX and place the woman first before they cum and loves cuddling and basically is the model "guy id love to date" guy. Then they brake up with their boyfriend/husband to be with me.

This lasts for about a month. Then if the girl has been in a relationship....and they have usually been in long relationships...like 1 year or more....then they start to realize that im a genuine guy who WANTS A RELATIONSHIP and they end up leaving because they need their freedom. They want to flirt and explore and be free to do what ever they want...

So then after I subject myself to this projectory pile of shit....i limp back to the bathroomr where i take a long hot steamy shower and think about how i always manage to put myself in these situations.

So i sit there and think about things and im amazed....truly amazed

and so im still amazed....truly amazed...

Now for the most part most guys would be like...FUCK YEAH!!!! cause ya know I just got free sex out of the situation and no commitements. But those guys are truly morons.....





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i think you need to move to a new state tongue
Nov 23, 2008

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