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chaoticmonkey

Raleigh, North Carolina

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Thursday Aug 09, 2007

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Mood : Happy
Listening to : Lifehouse


OK so last weekend i went on vacation. I had some options as to what i wanted to do with my 4 days of vacation time but then i met AtaxiaQueen from this amazing site and we got to know each other quite well. So as the time ran out as to what i wanted to do...me and Ataxia decided to meet on neutral ground in the city of sin...NY. BUT, with a week left things that could go horribly wrong...did. And with like a day left we decided to meet in her home town for the weekend. So after a nail biting time of wondering what the hell was going to happen...My vacation was spent in the amazingly hot and humid state of NC.

You all need to know some interesting facts about me before we continue with the pictures...

1. I have never been out of the state for any length of time greater than a day...i mean, ive been to Michigan for a wedding, PA for a camping trip and NIN concert...and thats about it. So while ive never been out of the state for greater than a day...i have definitely never been states away from my state. The experience was unique.
2. I like to keep both feet on the ground at all times. Swimming is a fun time for me and i like to swim...IN THE GREAT LAKES....where all you have to worry about is coming out of Lake Erie with a third toe or an extra penis or third Tit. So after watching shark week on the discovery channel and after the fact that im unbelievably afraid of the unknown and not being able to defend myself while swimming....i have to admit that i was terrified of the ocean...after all...IT WAS MY FIRST TIME EVER BEING TO THE OCEAN. I had no doubt in my mind at the time that a shark was gonna eat me. I was convinced.

Ataxia and I however...were accosted by a ferocious man eating stingray that had red eyes and an intense hatred for people. Well....i think thats what Ataxia thought...smile (Didnt you babe)...and I of course just went along with it because...hey, it wa my first time EVER in an ocean.

Oh and for all the people that have never been....The ocean makes your clothes fucking reek of the most foal Bog of eternal stench you can think of.

On our way out of the beach we stopped at a pool hall..played some pool, got drunk and went to the motel.

We then proceeded to rent a motel that turned out to be one of those motels only hookers and drug addicts would think was classy. That was her idea...not mine...smilesmilesmile

That was Friday...and for the purposes of this blog i will leave out the X rated material that only follows what two people of the opposite sex who are attracted to each other and sleep in a motel/hotel together experience.

After a night of wondering what convict would tear our door down or what thief would steal her car or what bugs or bodies were hiding beneath the bed sheets or underneath the bed....we decided that maybe the motel wasnt such a good idea and rented a hotel which was much better....obviously.
We then explored sanford NC...spent went to her house for awhile...and just spent the day together.

We then went and played pool at a local pool hall and let me tell you all....dont mess with this woman in the pool hall...she had me fooled with her innocent smile and cute ass...but she can play a mean game when she wants to.

That was Saturday...

We spent alot of Sunday in bed and then went to her house and i got to meet the fam and just chill. We then came back to the hotel and watched TV and did all the mushy cuddly stuff that you can think of.

Monday we went into Raleigh and spent some time together before i had to leave to go back to Ohio. I took pictures of her which i will post and we just walked around the city.

I have to admit that this woman is unbelievably amazing. She is both smart and gorgeous and was worth every minute of my time.

And that was my vacation barring my dreadful stories of riding the greyhound to and from Ohio...which i promise i will NEVER do again. And you shouldn't either.

Now for the pics!!!

This is a Pic of the wonderful city of Raleigh...



and this would be Ataxia....and OHHH....HER JEEP!!! supposedly....nobodies EVER been able to take a picture of it....looks like that myth is BUSTED


She is on a cannon that is next to the capital building...FIRE AWAY GIRL...


The two of us before the attack of the man eating stingray...so lucky to be alive



It is hard to keep my hands off of someone as gorgeous as she is....smile



JUST LOOK AT THE SOPHISTICATION AND DETAIL THEY PUT IN THAT GARBAGE CAN!!! smile



So Hot....no i didnt get to keep the jean shorts...frown But i did get to take them off...smile




and finally...a beautiful scene of the ocean..look how big the ocean is and how small the Ataxia is.....




I suppose i could have gone of a cruise or went out of the country...but i tell you this...the memories i have taken from this trip and the woman i have managed to somehow find makes this vacation worth taking a thousand times over...

Before i leave....I have to give huge props to SG for bringing Ataxia and I together. Not only have a made great friends...even though i am probably angering them with not posting and all....met great people and found an amazing woman, but SG has become like a second home to me. I love you all!!!!

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