Haha... random event of the day:
Mark (a co-worker) was telling me something about how you could beat someone to death with a dildo in GTA San Andreas. Dan (one of the managers) walks by, I tell him that there's a plot to murder him via beating with a dildo afoot... mostly because I was bored. He goes completely dead serious on me for a...
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Mark (a co-worker) was telling me something about how you could beat someone to death with a dildo in GTA San Andreas. Dan (one of the managers) walks by, I tell him that there's a plot to murder him via beating with a dildo afoot... mostly because I was bored. He goes completely dead serious on me for a...
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So I was walking home last night and I started thinking about how passing cars kinda sound like waves. Then I realized that I could only hear the cars because I had forgotten to get out my mp3 player when I started walking. After that I couldn't hear shit besides for various Offspring songs. Man... it's kinda sad... the Offspring were pretty good before that...
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the_sam:
ignition, best offspring album.
my dad once told me that all fried startch contains carcinogens.
i have some of the shit on your music wall, we are soooo unique.
last years warped tour was the best one i ever attended. the presence of pennywise would have increased the awesomeness 10 fold
my dad once told me that all fried startch contains carcinogens.
i have some of the shit on your music wall, we are soooo unique.
last years warped tour was the best one i ever attended. the presence of pennywise would have increased the awesomeness 10 fold
Note to anyone who could use this information: when trying to cut something with a knife, if you're going to use your free hand to put pressure on the top of the blade (unsharpened side), either wipe the sweat off of your hands or be more careful than I was. My hand slipped and I accidentally raked my palm against the tip of the blade....
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charmingdecption:
Ouch! Hope your hand gets better. Reminds me of using an x-acto blade in graphic design... flesh wounds abound.
the_sam:
this chick i knew worked at outback. she was on lots of speed. her thumb was fucked. when i was grooming dogs i frequently nipped myself with the scissors.
anyway... i frequently locate myself directly outside of pits. getting hit has never been a problem, except for the time i lost my glasses...
so, video game based movies? house of the dead. succeeded at simultaneously being the best and worst movie ever.
anyway... i frequently locate myself directly outside of pits. getting hit has never been a problem, except for the time i lost my glasses...
so, video game based movies? house of the dead. succeeded at simultaneously being the best and worst movie ever.
Wow... it's odd when you feel foreign not more than 10 minutes away from your own house...
So I was walking home from work and a couple guys were walking behind me. Didn't pay it much mind until I was trying to cross one of the Beltway on-ramps and one of them started talking to me in Spanish trying to ask me something about Langley...
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So I was walking home from work and a couple guys were walking behind me. Didn't pay it much mind until I was trying to cross one of the Beltway on-ramps and one of them started talking to me in Spanish trying to ask me something about Langley...
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Okay. WTF.
So I'm lazy and I don't like waiting for/sitting on/etc.. a bus for hours just to go shopping for basic things like plain t-shirts and underwear, so I go to Amazon and search for boxers. It took me HALF AN HOUR of searching through the results to find plain black boxers for under $15 or so a pair. I repeat for emphasis. PLAIN....
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So I'm lazy and I don't like waiting for/sitting on/etc.. a bus for hours just to go shopping for basic things like plain t-shirts and underwear, so I go to Amazon and search for boxers. It took me HALF AN HOUR of searching through the results to find plain black boxers for under $15 or so a pair. I repeat for emphasis. PLAIN....
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Wow... my friends are retarded sometimes. It was decided earlier this evening that I have "flubs of steel", as opposed to abs of steel. Don't ask. Even I don't know. As far as I could figure, they got into a discussion about tummies while I was out of the room and when I came back my midsection was unexpectedly examined and that was declared. Although...
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charmingdecption:
I am learning that the lives of college students are pretty ridiculous and center on such frivilous things as alcohol and parties and getting laid.
PS: Tummies are nice to lay on...
[Edited on Apr 09, 2005 11:22PM]
PS: Tummies are nice to lay on...
[Edited on Apr 09, 2005 11:22PM]
fallacy:
Aww...
I'm one of your favs
<3
I'm one of your favs
<3
Haha... that's so funny... one of the people I work with told me today that I was a really chill person to work with. It's amusing, because up until now I'm pretty sure he hated my guts. I have a tendency to provoke that kind of reaction in people for some reason. People think I'm a total ass until they know me for a while...
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charmingdecption:
A working man's life is not for shame. Although a college student's life might be... 
[Edited on Apr 09, 2005 1:57AM]
[Edited on Apr 09, 2005 1:57AM]
Note to self: writing things when annoyed is never a good idea.
Hrm... I feel suddenly inspired to stop drinking soda. Or at least not drink as much. Cursed carbonated sugar water! Why are you so tasty, yet so horribly disgusting if you think about it?
So yeah, that's an interesting movie, although by now everyone's seen it or at least heard about it and already knows that. It actually makes me kind of glad to work...
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So yeah, that's an interesting movie, although by now everyone's seen it or at least heard about it and already knows that. It actually makes me kind of glad to work...
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the_sam:
i know what you mean. ive heard people say that sXe is sexy too. oh well.
on another note... i enjoy seeing variety in the musical taste. dont see alot of that anymore. refreshing.
and my sleeping habits are probably more worthless than yours.
on another note... i enjoy seeing variety in the musical taste. dont see alot of that anymore. refreshing.
and my sleeping habits are probably more worthless than yours.
the_sam:
IM me some time
I'm considering switching majors from comp sci to journalism, and then minoring in either whatever I want to write about or photography, possibly both if I can swing it. When I can get a chance to (probably after college) I want to pack all my stuff into a van and do some sort of nomad type thing. I'd find temp "steady" jobs and do freelance...
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dufforama:
awww, your too good to me...YOU wanna take me out, and not stand me up...haha 
charmingdecption:
Sounds similar to a few journalism majors I know
Have you heard the new NIN song? I love it.
Have you heard the new NIN song? I love it.
yeah, being unique is wortlless, because even if you are one in a million, there are still 6 thousand other people just like you