Got some allergy tests done today. Seems I'm allergic to maple trees, dust mites, some molds, and cats. Guess what's fucking everywhere I go? That's right, all that shit there. My cats aren't going anywhere, though. I'd rather attempt to cut down all the maple trees in town than do that.
My mom's being a pest. "Ask them this. Ask them that. Why didn't you...
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astrid:
My hair was blonde when I got the job, but pretty soon it's gonna have blue in it too. Time to watch the boss freak out. :p
tat2bob:
you and whoever else is coming up with you for the Beck/Flaming Lips show should come up beforehand and hangout with me and Lex.
Hm. I get the feeling I had something vaguely insightful to say earlier, but it has since slipped my mind. The slide back into air-conditioned comfort has perhaps dulled my senses. As you can imagine, there are very few instances in which I enjoy sweating; sitting at my computer is not one of them.
My friend bought tickets to the Back/Flaming Lips show in Indianapolis...
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My friend bought tickets to the Back/Flaming Lips show in Indianapolis...
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My mom and sister can't be in the same room without arguing. Shit, it's not even arguing anymore; it's yelling. I can't remember them ever getting along. Not ever. And I know there's nothing I can do about it. It's hard to think that the best thing for two people you love to do is never see or speak to each other again, but... maybe...
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go_lately:
your haikus are fucking HOT
and yes. i'm stalking you now. MWAHAHAHA.
(it's a good thing though, just ask takora. he liked it. mrow.)
and yes. i'm stalking you now. MWAHAHAHA.
(it's a good thing though, just ask takora. he liked it. mrow.)
batattak:
Jeez B*...you are such a cheater. Look at you. Pfffft!!!!
My MONKEY BUTLER SOAP DISH is now resting his basket atop my computer monitor. He looks a bit more like a MONKEY BATHROOM ATTENDANT, but he still holds my spare change as well as I figured he would. He is awesome and I love him.
As I said before, I bought my plane ticket for my trip to New York with Amelie. I'm still just...
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As I said before, I bought my plane ticket for my trip to New York with Amelie. I'm still just...
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london:
Well go to some parties for me to ok? Im too lazy!
gwendolyn:
I'm glad you finally got your monkey butler... although I like the bathroom attendant idea as well.
I got the Simpsons Second Season DVD two weeks before it was released because a guy at the local Wal*Mart has a crush on me. It's wonderful. More wonderful than the first I might add, and it has more episodes to boot.
I have NO parties to go to tonight, or ever, so I will now cry myself to... the boards.
I got the Simpsons Second Season DVD two weeks before it was released because a guy at the local Wal*Mart has a crush on me. It's wonderful. More wonderful than the first I might add, and it has more episodes to boot.
I have NO parties to go to tonight, or ever, so I will now cry myself to... the boards.
Last night was fun. After watching some friends play cards, I got awfully high and played Scattergories. I fooled or nearly fooled a few people with a couple of my answers, but gave in to my weekness for monkeys and chose the "date" categpry, the answer to which was "Two monkeys are launched into space." Everyone knew immediately what the true answer was. I should...
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swirvington:
Thats awesome. Maybe I'll see you in the library sometime. If you ever see me come in say Hi.
I just started there as a graphic design major.
I just started there as a graphic design major.
Welp. Got my tuition refund check today, and immediately blew $27 (incl. shipping) on a MONKEY BUTLER SOAP DISH. (http://members.aye.net/~thanos/mbutlersd.jpg -- in case you didn't see him on the boards).
Even better than that, if you can imagine, this means I get to go to New York City this winter to meet Amelie. Stay in a big, fancy, expensive hotel for nothing. Eat real deli...
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Even better than that, if you can imagine, this means I get to go to New York City this winter to meet Amelie. Stay in a big, fancy, expensive hotel for nothing. Eat real deli...
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swirvington:
So you live in southern indiana huh? Where do you go to school?
I'm attending Indiana University Southeast right now.
I'm attending Indiana University Southeast right now.
morgan:
ChaosMonkey, you are one of my favourite people on earth.
I got soused AND high at the birthday party last night. Didn't feel the need to be much of a jerk, mostly because we only played one board-y game which was cut short by cake. Hooray for cake.
Two friends cooked about seven pizzas for the party, all excellent. Had an upside-down margarita and didn't drown. Saw some loud local bands. Put up some SG...
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Two friends cooked about seven pizzas for the party, all excellent. Had an upside-down margarita and didn't drown. Saw some loud local bands. Put up some SG...
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astrid:
oooh... I want some cake...
My profile pic is now (part of) my other tattoo. Those wishing to see the whole thing can check out http://members.aye.net/~thanos/quetztat.jpg
There's really nothing of note going on. I spent last night at home, watching Mallrats, eating grapes and pringles, and talking to Amelie (the one in Florida) and Al (the one from SG) over AIM. Two awesome, rad girls, make no mistake.
"No wonder...
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There's really nothing of note going on. I spent last night at home, watching Mallrats, eating grapes and pringles, and talking to Amelie (the one in Florida) and Al (the one from SG) over AIM. Two awesome, rad girls, make no mistake.
"No wonder...
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inkedgirl:
I love that tat... love it love it love it..
tororo:
Really beautiful tattoo. Do you plan to have more done?
So, my mom tells me she needs part of my tuition refund for stuff around the house. That's cool; I live here, too. I tell her I need part of that money for myself, because I'm taking a trip this winter. She asks where, I tell her "New York."
Surprisingly, she doesn't flip out.
I tell her I'm going there to meet "my friend from...
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Surprisingly, she doesn't flip out.
I tell her I'm going there to meet "my friend from...
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tororo:
La vie est belle!
inkedgirl:
Yeah, but I don't think the kids will be that hypercritical of it. LOL I can just hear the 3 year old saying:
"Dammit, that sounds nothing like Adam West! Take this stinking video back or it's fits all weekend, woman!"
"Dammit, that sounds nothing like Adam West! Take this stinking video back or it's fits all weekend, woman!"
It seems I have a tuition refund on its way to me. Do you know what that means? Those of you playing along at home know...
NEW YEAR'S IN NEW YORK FUCKING CITY WITH AMELIE!
Fuck yes.
I don't need much else.
Well, maybe a new book or two. And some comics. And some cds.
Color me stoked.
NEW YEAR'S IN NEW YORK FUCKING CITY WITH AMELIE!
Fuck yes.
I don't need much else.
Well, maybe a new book or two. And some comics. And some cds.
Color me stoked.
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inkedgirl:
Don't you love those tuition refund checks? 
astrid:
woohoo!! 