chaosmonkey

My mother informed me that DSL will finally be available here starting the first of the year. It's about fucking time. It's really wrong to hope for much of anything from the cable and phone systems around here. They suck so hard; I get a better tv signal with rabbit ears than I did with cable. And the phones aren't much better. I guess I...
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So, yeah, it's Monday. Big whoop. I don't have anything to do, and that's just what I'm doing.

Amelie has a new, very early work schedule. No more staying up late at night talking to me over the 'net or on the phone. This could be tough. I've kinda gotten used to having her around, even just online. I don't know what i'll do with...
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I drank too much tequila last night and threw up in a pumpkin.

Look at me and my skinny legs, all campin' 'n' shit, lookin' like a bandito. What a fun, blistering hot weekend that was. We were so drunk and high for most of it that the heat hardly mattered. We basically threw a three-day party with a dozen people in the great outdoors. I drip with sweat just thinking about it.

That won't be happening tonight,...
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Ugh.

I'm going to be cozy in my room tonight.

I don't think my head is ready for winter...

I think I have, like, Sudden Funk Syndrome. The whole Jam Master Jay thing's bumming me out. I'm reading a depressing but really awesome comic book mini-series by Steve Gerber called Foolkiller. It's still cold and wet. Warren Zevon was on Letterman last night talking about his lung cancer. And it's Halloween, and all my friends are planning fun stuff over e-mail and I have...
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I don't have much to say. It's cold, wet, and miserable here; It sure would nice to have someone to snuggle up with like, I dunno, Amelie, maybe. Grrr. New York is less than 60 days away now.

I don't think I flunked today's anthropology test. Too bad I didn't study for it; then I really would have not flunked it. Wait, what? Anyhow, if...
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Halloween party was fun, full of people I didn't know but had evidently met at the big Fourth of July party held over the summer. There was so much food and alcohol and green smokies going around, though, I feel I'm lucky just remembering the Fourth of July party.

So, yes, Halloween fun in the country... drinking, smoking up, burning a picnic table, lobbing innuendos...
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OKay. I've decided to go to tonight's halloween party. I've been assured it will be a blast and I don't have to dress up.

So. Off I go.

Whee. I guess.

Flu shots are your friend.

Rainy, cold days are not. It's crappy here today, and I had to go out in it to get the aforementioned flu shot. My head hurts. I'm tired. Even my rainy day nap sucked, and those are usually the best. Bleah.

There's a halloween party tomorrow and I don't care enough to even go. No, I don't have a costume....
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