chaosmonkey

I like that "click for smileys!" at the bottom, here, has an exclamation point. That made me laugh out loud. LOL!!!!11~

Birthday dinner tonight. Whee. I guess. It should be okay, but damn it, it's cold and I wanna be in my room where it's warm. And there's another party next weekend. At least by then I'll be done with the semester. That deserves a...
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I think I'm someone's boyfriend now.

Or I said I would be, at any rate.

I guess that's what I get for making fun of people with girlfriends/boyfriends they've never met in person. Serves me right.

Stupid internet. Stupid, wonderful internet.

Cold... snow... brrr.

Tomorrow is my last day of class. One more psychology class, and I'm done. Then, finals. I have one five-page paper to write, and an anthropology assignment that's a couple pages of writing. It's hard to get one's ass in gear when it's this cold. I just wanna curl up and be warm. And now there's snow? Shee-it. Ain't nothin' gettin' done...
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I don't know what's with my friends today. Two of them IMed me, yelling and being demanding. "I'M BORED!" one shouted. Great. How is that my problem? Doesn't your boss give you enough to do? Can't you find anything to do online, sitting on a hi-speed connection? I am not your monkey boy!

"Only boring people get bored," my 7th grade English teacher once told......
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My mom went out and bought me a new Turtle Fur hat yesterday. I lost my first one sometime last winter, no doubt while stumbling, drunk, out of a friend's car. This made me very, very sad. My first Turtle Fur hat was a gift from my friend Jen, whose own Turtle Fur hat I admired quite a bit. She didn't know it, but Jen...
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What I is thankful for:

Amelie. She's smart, funny, bitter, cynical, cute, unoffendable. In other words, she's just like me. I'm glad she's let herself like me; I know how that is, because I'm the same way. She's made the last five months of my life so much easier. Yeah, I know. Sappy. Shush.

My family. They've always been so proud of me, even when...
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This is quite a day!

I've been a member here at Suicide Girls for a year now. That's longer than I've done just about anything in my life. Okay, not that looking at naked girls is really any sort of an accomplishment, but I'm glad SG has held my attention this long. Plus I've met some pretty snazzy people, some of whom I get to...
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I need to go to sleep before the sun comes up. Since about Thursday or so I've been up till all hours of the night (and many hours of the morning) talking to Amelie. Finally she manages to go to bed "early," and here I sit, still at this infernal machine. I'm not exactly sure why. Maybe I'd just rather not lay in my cold,...
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BR5-49 opened for Southern Culture on the Skids last night and they are fucking AMAZING. Genuine country & western music, with a whole lot of humor thrown in. Serious musicians having a good time. They did Hank Williams's "Long Gone Lonesome Blues" and I about melted.

And Southern Culture on the Skids kicked my ass, as usual. I love those guys and that gal. Mary...
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Yyyyyeah, Southern Culture on the Skids!

I'm am motherfucking out of here!