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Thursday Jun 20, 2002

Jun 20, 2002
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Let's see... I'm tired and my head hurts. I've only been sleeping about six hours a night (day, really) which I don't think is helping matters much. Woke up from a dream yesterday about creepy crawling things. Centipedes in my water cup, a thick, beefy earthworm oozing up from my kitchen sink. Sickening. And today I woke up after dreaming about something seriously going *BOOM, MOTHERFUCKER* outside. Don't ask me why anyone would blow up this stupid little town, but it happened. At least this dream had tits in it. Explosions and tits. Makes me feel more like a typical guy than I'd like, now that I ruminate on it.

Camping tomorrow. Whee-hee.
mia:
i drew an earthworm while i was at work in my cubicle yesterday. it was being taunted by a bird in a tight dress with big boobs and a nice ass.... i call it "allure"
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