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Tuesday Nov 12, 2002

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45 days, just a month and a half until I'm in New York. It's still kind of unbelievable. Amelie hadn't known me very long before she invited me and, putting aside that I hadn't known her very long either, I accepted before I even knew I'd have a way there. I know. Screwed up.

But things have gone very well indeed for this monkey the last few months, mostly thanks to college tuition refunds. I've even been doing well scholastically for the first time in... uhm... a while. Not that i'm a dummy; I just normally don't give a fuck. Good grades are nice, though. So is money. And so is finding a girl I like more than anyone in the whole world.

That's right. In the whole world.

Sorry, Stan Lee. You've just been knocked down a peg.

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The best thing I've learned in weeks: Some hyenas, when faced with the impenetrable hide of a dead elephant, have been known to crawl into the giant beast's anus and eat their way from the inside out.

Fucking. Awesome.

I love nature.
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lefty:
how the hell does a hyena get into an elephants ass? is it dead already?? and how do they breathe? man that must stink! soo many questions!
Nov 12, 2002
chaosmonkey:
Yeah, Lefty. I should have said "dead elephant." And in fact, now that I've edited my entry, I have said "dead elephant."

Ta-da.

Nov 12, 2002

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