Sunday Nov 03, 2002

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I drank too much tequila last night and threw up in a pumpkin.
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morgan:
I used to want kids so I could name them cool names, too.

Or name them names that would get the shit kicked out of 'em at school, either way.

Now i'll just name my pet those names, instead.
fuzzybunny:
Get OUT! That is so funny! Was it intentional, choosing a pumpkin, or was it the closest thing handy?

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