Login
Forgot Password?

OR

Login with Google Login with Twitter Login with Facebook
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • SuicideGirls
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
Vital Stats

chaosmonkey

Member Since 2002

Followers 6 Following 12

  • Everything
  • Photos
  • Video
  • Blogs
  • Groups
  • From Others

Monday Jun 10, 2002

Jun 10, 2002
0
  • Facebook
  • Tweet
  • Email
Let's see... nothing exciting happened over the weekend. Most everyone I know was out of town, so I hung out with the few who weren't. Relaxing, really, and, perhaps best of all, cheap. Feel free to send me boxes of cash if you have any laying around.

Tomorrow I go to the periodontist for a follow-up to last year's oh-so-fun gum surgery. Not that I mind dentists and their ilk; I've had enough people in my mouth that I'm used to it by now. No, there's this incredible assitant working there who caught my eye last year. Short, flippy dark blonde hair and glasses. Yum. I worked up the courage to ask her out -- something very rare for me. Not only is she 12 years older than me -- which is fine, because, like me, she doesn't look a day over 20 -- she's married. And happily, at that. She was, of course, flattered, but didn't mention leaving her husband for me. This is what we call "Bad Luck."

Maybe she has the day off tomorrow.

And Wednesday... SOUTHERN CULTURE ON THE SKIDS!

More Blogs

  • 01.17.03
    6

    Friday Jan 17, 2003

    Twenty-fifth birthday. And I got nothing big to say. This is one of…
  • 01.15.03
    5

    Wednesday Jan 15, 2003

    Augh, tired! School makes me tired! Staying up late and getting up …
  • 01.12.03
    0

    Sunday Jan 12, 2003

    Shrimp tacos were served at my friend's birthday party Friday night. …
  • 01.10.03
    0

    Friday Jan 10, 2003

    I have a cold and I'm exhausted. I have a cold and there's a birth…
  • 01.08.03
    2

    Wednesday Jan 08, 2003

    I have Amelie's cold. My body was nice to me and let me stay healthy…
  • 01.06.03
    1

    Monday Jan 06, 2003

    I am home from New York. Have been since Thursday, but didn't really…
  • 01.02.03
    1

    Thursday Jan 02, 2003

    That was the best week of my entire life.
  • 12.26.02
    1

    Thursday Dec 26, 2002

    I could gross you all out and give you the minutes till I land in New…
  • 12.25.02
    3

    Wednesday Dec 25, 2002

    I'll be in New York in less than a day and a half. It's going to be …
  • 12.24.02
    3

    Tuesday Dec 24, 2002

    Less than 72 hours now. Whee! I have a new stuffed gorilla atop m…

We at SuicideGirls have been celebrating alternative pin-up girls for:

23
years
10
months
8
days
  • 5,509,826 fans
  • 41,393 fans
  • 10,327,617 followers
  • 4,598 SuicideGirls
  • 1,115,831 followers
  • 14,938,862 photos
  • 321,315 followers
  • 61,440,425 comments
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
  • Help
  • About
  • Press
  • LIVE

Legal/Tos | DMCA | Privacy Policy | 18 U.S.C. 2257 Record-Keeping Requirements Compliance Statement | Contact Us | Vendo Payment Support
©SuicideGirls 2001-2025

Press enter to search
Fast Hi-res

Click here to join & see it all...

Crop your photo