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Monday Oct 07, 2002

Oct 7, 2002
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I am: Not actually a monkey. I am, however, a tall, skinny white boy with curly brown hair, glasses, and a fucked up sleeping schedule. I study journalism, but I'm not looking to change the world through it.

I enjoy: Comic books. Television shows that don't suck out your soul. Staying up late, because there aren't so many people to deal with in the wee hours. Reading quietly in my room, or reading loudly in my room. Rocking out. Rocking in. Getting all kinds of intoxicated with my pals and gals. Going to concerts. Sometimes I enjoy writing, even though I haven't done any lately.
I like people who don't like stuff that sucks.

I am looking for: someone who hates the things I hate, things like stupidity, famine, pestilence, NBC sitcoms, swimsuit models, puppies, and world peace. Liking the things I like wouldn't hurt, either. Neither does being smart. And cute. And funny. And maybe wearing glasses.
It's also nice if you don't mind just sitting around and reading or watching tv or movies together, enjoy going out but don't have to go out in order to feel like we're "doing something together."
Beyond that, I don't really have a "type." Not that I'm not picky, because I am. But if you're cute and don't weigh 50 pounds or a thousand pounds, which I guess means "average weight," that's fine with me.
You must also be funny.
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bettietwoguns:
i am finding so many good boys today!! um . . . i live far away, but i will soon be colser. i think you are neato. that is all.
Oct 7, 2002
bettietwoguns:
michigan. detroit. within the year.
Oct 7, 2002

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