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chaosmonkey

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Thursday Aug 22, 2002

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"FLIP TOP OR TWIST OFF."

That's what is imprinted on the top of my tube of toothpaste now. It hasn't always been there. I have to wonder, did people not know, before this imprintation took place, the flip top is removable? And why, with its snazzy little bow tie, would you WANT to remove the flip top? How many times will I say flip top? This one's being filed under "Proof that people are getting fucking stupider." Also, flip top.

In other news, I just got off the phone with Amelie, and I'm going to bed. Good night.
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tororo:
Hello Chaosmonkey!
Morgan uses to say that monkeys are great .... I used to wonder why until I discovered your journal.
Good night!
Aug 22, 2002
littlegirllost:
I woke up this morning with a credit card hangover. Thank God I maxed it out, or I'd definitely be doing all over again tonight.
And, dude...flip top.
Aug 23, 2002

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