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chaosmachine

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Tuesday Oct 19, 2004

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Things about Chaosmachine you never knew or wnated to:

Once scared a bum in an alley way when coming to out of a drunked stupor; I heard a somone walking up on me. I turned around and in my hands i had a shotglass in the left and a 9mm psitol in the right, the bum ran screaming down the alley "I JUST WANTED A QUARTER"

Threw himself down a flight of marble stairs on purpose.

Tends to smash himself in the face when he blacks on on whiskey, ask fetha....
Knows the exact amount of ethylene glycol it would take to completely wuipe out a frat house.
HAs been chained and cuffed and whiped by a dominatrix wearing army fatigues boots and a cap.
Can handle butterfly knives while on a full blown shroom trip.
Has punched every type of road sign barehanded, at least twice.

If given enough coffee, could filibuster a party for 10 hours non-stop.

Has in one sitting ingested 18 redbull.

Has palyed the knife between then hand game as a drinking game,with a screwdriver.

can bite through aluminum cans with his teeth.

Thinks trench-coats , gas masks and 9mmm pistols are fashionable.
Had a small pistol, dubbed the date gun due to it's conceability.

Can drink any liquid in around 4-6 sec.
is bored as hell right now...



sebsis:
I'm bored too. 2 days in back in Florida and I can't get anything done.
Oct 20, 2004

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