I have this neighbor who likes to instigate fights and or arguements. I was late coming home the other day and he jumps up and say "Hey Eddie, you are not gonna believe what just happened" (Did I mention I hate Eddie? Stick to Ed or something else please) So Fran and Dee are there and the Q & A session begins.
Fat Bastard: Eddie, that son of a bitch took your parking space and I told him in a nice manner that space is yours and not his
Me: Ummmmmm ok
Fat Bastard: He then got in my face and I called the cops and he left before thay came
(fat Bastard a real fucking pussy calling the police)
Me: So who cares if he took "my parking space" i do not see any signs out there saying reserved parking
Fat Bastard: No man, you are missing the point
Me: What point is that, he parks where he is suppossed to and you jump him I mean this is not reserved parking unless you are a visitor.
Fat Bastard: oh Christ, here we go
Me: I ould not care less who parks where, he pays rent here big deal on where he parks
FatBastard: You are missing the point Eddie (Did I mention I hate the name I Have) he got in my face and blah blah blah blah
Me: I really could not care less if he got in your fucking face, you opened your fucking mouth as usual abd got in over your head again there is no fucking parking signs out there you dumbfuck wake up
Fat Bastard: You know what Eddie (Yes, I heard it again) Fuck You man
Me: Call the fucking police or the landlors you fucking cocksucker if you have a problem with him, Its not my fight, you bring me into this now you are catching hell from everywhere dumbass drop dead die die die
Fat Bastard: Fuck You
I then come upstairs to relax. About 10 minutes later the landlord (who is cool as hell) Shows up and I can hear her yelling at the bastard. I hear her say " All you do here is instigate things, there is NO RESERVED PARKING unless you have a visitor so please stop your bitching or you will be out of here.
Then I come down after she leaves and start on him again
Me: Ever notice why some of the neighbors DO NOT COME UP HERE ANYMORE? They fucking hate you as do I, you have one foot out of here already push me not or I call the state police cause my cousin will fuck your ass up unless i beat him to it, I will give you so much stress you will fucking die or a heart attack mother fucker you understand?
he then comes up later scared shitless to apologize cause even though I am 5'9 and like 150-160lbs I guess I scared a 6'5 400lb dude shitless which is funny but I did not answer the door. I just added a new resolution, To get him kicked out of here before the end of the year. Is this evil, of course, then again I really do not care about him, I am motivated now, lets get the machine moving. Much love to anyone who reads and rsponds..........
One more thing, not to get my hopes or any of yours up but from what I understand he has 30 days and will be gone