chamucos

it's tough to be, sometimes.



So a priest and a rabeye were on a long flight together, after a little while the priest started up a conversation with the rabeye he says "so Rabeye, is it still true in your faith that you're not allowed to have ham?"
to which the rabeye replies "yes, pork is still not kosher."

The priest questions, "is it still not 'Kosher' to have meat with dairy on the same dish?"

The Rabaye replies "it's true that it is not kosher to have meat and dairy in the same meal"

The priest ponders, "So did ya ever cheat?.... You know have you ever had a ham and cheese sandwich?"

to which the Rabaye replies, "yeah I tried it, I cheated when I was younger; It was really a delicious sandwich, but I believe in the reasoning of the faith and I follow it now!"

A Little time goes by....................

The Rabaye starts up a conversation with the priest, "So, is it still true in your faith that once ordained you are to live a life of selibecy?"

the priest replies, "yes it is one of the cornerstones of our faith that few things will cloud the path of god like carnal knowledge."

After a few minutes the Rabeye asks, "so did you ever cheat? Have you ever known the 'carnal' knowledge?"

The Priest replies, "Well, sure, for several weeks before I was ordained, I ran about and chased the carnal knowledge, I figured it should be something I knew about if I was to preach about it. But, now that I am ordained I do follow the rules of the priesthood and am celibant."

The Rabaye asks, "did you like to experience the carnal knowledge?"

The priest replies, "yes, it was wonderful!"

to which the rabaye replies, "sure fucking beats a ham sandwich doesn't it?"


ay thank ya very much