Saturday offers as many opportunities as yesterday but not as many as next monday.
I feel Positively charged; I'm on an upswing I can feel it. Do you wanna feel it? I'll gladly whip out my positive upswing for you.
Maybe it's just hYsteria caused by an abundant solar source at teh beach.
Maybe it's the endorphins of bein back at the workin out? I'dunno
I digress; hYsteria; great word.
from the latin root of hYster meaning Uterus.. It was believed that only women suffered from hYsteria because it was obviously caused from the shifting of the uterus putting teh woman in an aweful state. So, Doctors of da day came up with a wonderful medical device Known as a vibratory hYster stimulation device.
It was believed that the vaginal contractions would squeeze the uterus back in to place. You'd be surprised how long you had to have a doctoral or practitioners liscense to own one of these vibratory machines. (lest behold how many women would fake MadNESS, with the hopes of going to the doctor)
times have changed, I rember just yesterday it was the day before, and tomorrow the booze is half price, always tomorrow.
To all those hYsterical women; you can now buy those vibratory stimulator devices to control your hYsteria on line, in the local sex shop, in catalogs and probably from the crack dealer on the corner, Make sure your uterus is not shifting, be healthy.
May whatever Diety you believe in smile apon you....... BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZ ZZZ ZZ Z Z Z Z Z Z zz zz zz
Double A's Please
I feel Positively charged; I'm on an upswing I can feel it. Do you wanna feel it? I'll gladly whip out my positive upswing for you.
Maybe it's just hYsteria caused by an abundant solar source at teh beach.
Maybe it's the endorphins of bein back at the workin out? I'dunno
I digress; hYsteria; great word.
from the latin root of hYster meaning Uterus.. It was believed that only women suffered from hYsteria because it was obviously caused from the shifting of the uterus putting teh woman in an aweful state. So, Doctors of da day came up with a wonderful medical device Known as a vibratory hYster stimulation device.
It was believed that the vaginal contractions would squeeze the uterus back in to place. You'd be surprised how long you had to have a doctoral or practitioners liscense to own one of these vibratory machines. (lest behold how many women would fake MadNESS, with the hopes of going to the doctor)
times have changed, I rember just yesterday it was the day before, and tomorrow the booze is half price, always tomorrow.
To all those hYsterical women; you can now buy those vibratory stimulator devices to control your hYsteria on line, in the local sex shop, in catalogs and probably from the crack dealer on the corner, Make sure your uterus is not shifting, be healthy.
May whatever Diety you believe in smile apon you....... BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZ ZZZ ZZ Z Z Z Z Z Z zz zz zz
Double A's Please