champagneofdudes

my job is so painfully boring. i really need to find some kind of job that stimulates me. both my jobs are just so mind numbingly dull that i'm not sure how much more i can stand.

i'm also thinking i need to start to learn how to make chicks swoon. my hands are getting way too strong for my own good lately. working out is step one. showering twice a day is step two. becoming smart is step three. using my new found intelligence to sound charming is step four. step five is me having five girlfriends at the same time.

i think i already gave up after step one started.