champagneofdudes

so yeah, i had a pretty fucking kickass weekend. went to do crazy-oke at some japanese place in midtown. it was really fun actually. i sang some hank williams and a bunch of other crazy shit. drank about three 40s and was obliterated. my parents would've been proud.

i'm not sure if anyone here went to the Mermaid Parade at Coney Island but it was a great time. i started my drinking and eating at about 230 in the afternoon and ended the fun fest at about 2am when i passed out in my bed. it was a lot of fun though, the people out there for the parade just seem to be having a great time. we were singing songs and playing a trumpet with complete strangers in the back of some bar on the boardwalk. then we sat on the beach and watched me get a sunburn. it was great. i have to say i just looooove fat women in bikinis, apparently coney island is the place to go for this sort of thing. if i'd only known...

anyway, after this whole debacle of a weekend i made sure to make it out to the Billy Graham rally in queens. that man has such spirit, i really don't know how he's been doing it all these years. his love for God is so unwavering it makes me feel so inadequate, but then i know that jesus has a plan for all of us. i haven't been given the call to be and evangelist, so i will just do what i can. the highlight of the whole thing was watching Bibleman witness to the children. their reactions were so positive...i could feel the love of God all around me. it just gave me strength for my whole week.

(for any of my new friends that last paragraph is a complete lie. for my old friends if you believed that you deserve a good old fashioned prison shanking.)