champagneofdudes

i actually had a really kickass weekend. was lucky enough to find out that all of my suspicions about alyk were true. she really is the lamest person i've ever met. i would say that if i happen to go gray it will be her fault. what a fucking bitch.

so yeah, after the horrible experience with alyk i had some kickass homemade food with the parents then headed to Norman, OK to start off the night by going to see a whale of a woman at a strip club, drink $3.50 pitchers, then go to a place where i had 5 stiff whiskey and cokes for about $14. then somebody threw and after party in my honor which was kinda weird, but it was fun. at least what i remember of it. then there was a bunch of other stuff that i did. if you care to know details feel free to ask.

here is my weekend in a nutshell: i got food at around 5am saturday morning when i was drunk. i put it in the microwave for 3 mins. in those 3 mins i passed out face down on my friends kitchen floor. thats about it.

ROCK FUCKERS!