champagneofdudes

so i'm so tight for cash right now i'm worried about how i'm going to eat. it is totally awesome. i think in the end i'm more worried about how i'm going to smoke until next friday. work is crappy, but i'm full time now. so i'll get more hours than i want actually, but that means more money. i'll get used to it i think. and in 90 days i'm totally gonna be able to hurt myself and then go to the doctor. it's gonna be amazing.

wait. i just realized this journal is totally stupid. i need to have more worldly content. stuff that stimulates the mind and what not. i guess i'm incapable of that sort of thing so instead i'm gonna make a list of funny words.

cock, butthole, butt, taco, pink taco, squirrel, zany, slinky, randy, bloke, crikey, vag, taint, fart, poo, poop, poopy, dookie, feces, fecal, moccasin, balls, scrotum, sack, pika, poot, foosball, whacking, jacking, choke, this, is, getting, too, long, i'm, not, sure, i, want, to, write, these, words, anymore, please, add, more, funny, words, that, i, may, have, forgotten.

THANKS!