Wednesday Feb 23, 2005

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Do you ever think that sometimes your ideas are too good to have been thought of by a lazy fuck such as yourself? I do all the time. I have the best idea ever and I'm afraid to even post in the internet cause it will get stolen by some motivated asshole and then I'll become the guy thats says:

"You know (insert idea here)? Yeah, I totally made that
up and then some guy stole it from me. It could've been
me that was shitting in a gold chamber pot and having a
woman pour the contents over her naked breasts."

So I'm totally not going to say my idea. God knows it would be one of you who made it happen and then wouldn't cut me in the money action.

But every once in awhile. I have amazing ideas and one day I might tell you them. But not right now. I'm going to keep this one to myself. But I'll give you a hint. It involves Satan and a lot of marijuana. YES!!!! It'll be the best thing involving Satan since Constantine.

P.S. note to self...don't try and get into classical music again...you're just not smart enough. Stupid GraveDiggerJesus.
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krrn:
Pfffft! If I were the ghost of drinking present, I doubt I'd be drinking as much Guinness as I do or try to on a regular basis..... But... the fact that you knew EXACTLY what I'm talking about with the bathalizer thing is freaky, and cool at the same time. My view on drunk driving: how ELSE are yah gonna get the car home?

Anyway, I just woke up, so i don't remember what the rest of your comment said suddenly. But, you know, Whatevs...

And of course you're smart, smart people wear glasses!!

Oh. wait. I wear glasses.... ok... You're probably smart anyway surreal
krrn:
Bagels are indeed too good to enjoy slowly-- but, medium speed, I believe it pretty good. It would also help you from not cutting the roof of your mouth! smile

hehe, and ALL comment conversations are awsome! although I'm glad you noticed, lol. biggrin

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