Okay, so I've figured something out recently that probably all of you figured out months ago. My internet persona is kind of creepy and it scares people away. I don't have any internet exclusive friends cause I'm scary. I've realized this cause as of late, I have been trying to make internet friends. I am failing miserably. I will randomly comment on peoples journals on here and randomly message people on myspace and I get nothing. Unless I'm a total asshole and don't give a shit.
This is why I don't get internet friends. I sincerely want them. People can tell that I'm trying too hard. Most people on the internet don't want internet friends, they want friends. I don't. I want friends that are only on the internet, and God refuses to give them too me.
I think I might be one of the only people I know of who is less creepy in person than I am on the internet.
Now, how do I solve this. I think I just have to be a total fucking asshole to people on the internet and they will love me. They can't possibley think I am trying to hard if I am just making fun of them when I try and talk to them.
I think this is a good idea, but I'm not quite ready to put it into play just yet. I need some positive reinforcement first. I'm only worried about being kicked off of certain things by being too mean. Is that possible?
Well, I will see you assholes tomorrow. Me and my friend Jim are going to be there, we're going to lean in close and listen intently to what you're saying, like were real interested, and right when you think I'm gonna try and kiss you, I'm going to accidently spill Jim on the floor and yell in a drunken tyrade, "WHAT THE FUCK JIM I TOLD YOU TO GO IN MY BELLY NOT ON THE FLOOR!!!!" Then you'll get creeped out by the fact that I talk to my whiskey and run off and talk to some normals. BYE!
Nate
P.S. This is long. Not this journal, I'm looking at my boyfriends member.
This is why I don't get internet friends. I sincerely want them. People can tell that I'm trying too hard. Most people on the internet don't want internet friends, they want friends. I don't. I want friends that are only on the internet, and God refuses to give them too me.
I think I might be one of the only people I know of who is less creepy in person than I am on the internet.
Now, how do I solve this. I think I just have to be a total fucking asshole to people on the internet and they will love me. They can't possibley think I am trying to hard if I am just making fun of them when I try and talk to them.
I think this is a good idea, but I'm not quite ready to put it into play just yet. I need some positive reinforcement first. I'm only worried about being kicked off of certain things by being too mean. Is that possible?
Well, I will see you assholes tomorrow. Me and my friend Jim are going to be there, we're going to lean in close and listen intently to what you're saying, like were real interested, and right when you think I'm gonna try and kiss you, I'm going to accidently spill Jim on the floor and yell in a drunken tyrade, "WHAT THE FUCK JIM I TOLD YOU TO GO IN MY BELLY NOT ON THE FLOOR!!!!" Then you'll get creeped out by the fact that I talk to my whiskey and run off and talk to some normals. BYE!
Nate
P.S. This is long. Not this journal, I'm looking at my boyfriends member.
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johnnydelicious:
You might be one of those people, but you're not. See you tonight, loverboy.
anton:
Dude, the autobiography of Malcolm X is your favourite book. That rules out any creepiness and rules in a lot of awesomeness.