champagneofdudes

Dude. Totally taking the mustache on the road. Headed to the great state of Oklahoma. If you know any hot women in Oklahoma, let me know. I need some sweet lady love when there, or at least someone to hang out with. Speaking of hanging out with girls, if any of you people know how to make a picture of me fit the exact requirements of suicide girls, i can have a profile pic. I think that is what is keeping me from getting 1 million dates. The women will flock from all over the world to teach me about the ways of the lady. So yeah, I'm totally leaving on Friday and will be back on Thursday. I'm not sure if the mustache will make it back, but I think it might. I need it for my birthday. ROCK!

Nate