Man, so my parents and one of my sisters are in town until Saturday. They're making me go see Phantom of The Opera. Jesus fucking christ. I would rather be raped in the mouth by a rhino with diamond tipped penis than go see the Phantom of the FUCKING Opera.
Oh but they did get me a fan. I have been sleeping in puddles of my own sweat for about 2 months. Now I can actually stay asleep all night without being disgusted by my own fatness. I'm hoping they will give me some drinking money for this weekend but I bet they don't. I'll disguise it as grocery money or laundry money and I should be able to get some. Awesome.
Oh yeah, you fucking dickass friends are worthless. I haven't gotten one single friend since I asked for your help. GOD DAMMIT! What do I have friends for except to get more friends? How am I supposed to burn bridges if I don't build any?
Alright, I'm gonna go look at some naked girls. Does that mean I'm gay?
XOXO
Nate
Oh but they did get me a fan. I have been sleeping in puddles of my own sweat for about 2 months. Now I can actually stay asleep all night without being disgusted by my own fatness. I'm hoping they will give me some drinking money for this weekend but I bet they don't. I'll disguise it as grocery money or laundry money and I should be able to get some. Awesome.
Oh yeah, you fucking dickass friends are worthless. I haven't gotten one single friend since I asked for your help. GOD DAMMIT! What do I have friends for except to get more friends? How am I supposed to burn bridges if I don't build any?
Alright, I'm gonna go look at some naked girls. Does that mean I'm gay?
XOXO
Nate
AND friend requests work both ways...
--l*P