champagneofdudes

Well, well, well. We meet again you fucking dicks. So last night was pretty fucking exciting. I went to see The Bronx at the Knitting Factory. They rocked my dick off. Seriously, you can probably find it in the ashtray outside. It'll be hard to find cause it is a similar shape and size to a cigarette butt, but you might have a good eye for things like that.

Then I went with JohnnyTeabags and luckyp to Three of Cups. There were some other folks there like Mnislahi and the other people I didn't know who were not naked on the internet. I don't pay attention to them.

I put a cigarette out on my tongue sober for the first time. It's not so bad, but the taste is almost unbearable when you're not hammered.
Then it was off to Raven with my ex-roommate who is on the site but I don't know her name and we drank until 330 or so then went home. I ate some microwave hamburgers and went to sleep. It was fucking great. Mainly cause I realized that through Suicide Girls, I can now go to a bar talk to a girl, and even if she doesn't come home with me, I still get to see her naked when I get there. WHAT A DEAL!

You are all assholes. Stop reading my journal, but tell your friends to read cause then I can tell them to stop reading it. Dicks. Oh yeah, and check out my pics. I don't have a profile pic yet but I took some pics with my phone last night. You motherfuckers.

xoxo
Nate