champagneofdudes

Holy shit. Now I have 3 whole friends. I feel so cool now. I actually made it to work today. It was so exciting that I thought that I was going to vomit. I'm trying to think about what the fuck you people want to read about and I don't know. You should comment and tell me what to journal about. I need some money so that I can eat. I'm really hungry.

Thank god payday is tomorrow. Then i can buy some porno and some chicken wings and then use the grease from the chicken wings to rub my tiny penis until it spits all over the other chicken wings and then I have to eat wings with my own kids spread all over them and then I might accidentally impregnate my colon and then I'll have a weird shit chicken wing baby. It's gonna be awesome.

I think I can make picture from my phone be on the website so i think you can all see me soon. Me and my tiny chicken penis.

xoxo you assholes.

Nate