champagneofdudes

Okay, so I heard this rumor that the mere mention of "penetration" on this site is frowned upon. I will now refer to penetration as "taco bell" that way you can know what I'm talking about and people that don't read regularly won't get offended. Oh yeah, and in case I want to talk about the restaurant Taco Bell, I will capitalize the "t" and...
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Man, so my parents and one of my sisters are in town until Saturday. They're making me go see Phantom of The Opera. Jesus fucking christ. I would rather be raped in the mouth by a rhino with diamond tipped penis than go see the Phantom of the FUCKING Opera.

Oh but they did get me a fan. I have been sleeping in puddles of...
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Oh yeah, and I need some more friends. There are 7 of you that need to help me play catch up. Now get to work!

Dear Fucking God? Can I do a shout out? Thats all I fucking heard today at my god damned radio station job. I need to quit both my fucking jobs. I hate you, I hate the world. Hate, hate, hate, hate, hate. Okay, now I'm down for some dirty talk about my package.

My Package

By GraveDiggerJesus

My package, how I love thee. Your cuteness...
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Well, well, well. We meet again you fucking dicks. So last night was pretty fucking exciting. I went to see The Bronx at the Knitting Factory. They rocked my dick off. Seriously, you can probably find it in the ashtray outside. It'll be hard to find cause it is a similar shape and size to a cigarette butt, but you might have a good eye...
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Holy shit. Now I have 3 whole friends. I feel so cool now. I actually made it to work today. It was so exciting that I thought that I was going to vomit. I'm trying to think about what the fuck you people want to read about and I don't know. You should comment and tell me what to journal about. I need some money...
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I'm stupid.

Hmmm. This is my first time on Suicide Girls as a member. It's pretty cool. I'm sitting here already 2 hours late for work and I just can't muster up the motivation to go. So I filled out my profile and am writing in this journal. Should I go to work at all? I'll decide soon enough. I guess I could sit here and look...
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