At work, the topic of porn and OnlyFans came up in conversation amongst a group of my coworkers. One of them, a mid-twenty-something, apparently got invited by a girl to do some scenes with her on her OnlyFans, but didn't take her up on it.
I offhandedly commented "I'd put my big dick all over OnlyFans if only there was a market for it!", and I guess I said it with such confidence that now my coworkers are positive it's true, and are calling me "the guy with the big hog" now š
I guess there's worse things to be called š¤·š»