Jeezus I'm old. I turn 30 today. I no longer get to be a guy in my twenties, and suddenly feel kind of like a wierdo now that I'm that 30 year old guy with lots of chick friends in their early twenties (when before, I was in my twenties, they were in their twenties, who cares, fuck you!)
Now I feel like I finally need to grow up, like more is expected of me, by me, now that I'm finally a full grown adult man. But this is anathema to me right at this very moment. Right now, I'm laying on my couch after a 7 hour metal show, in which two tours who did not want to compete with each other on the same night joined forces to make one big metal explosion, headlined by GWAR, who happened to vanquish Super Cyborg Jesus. Now I'm just watching the Thing, and contemplating life.
Thank you very much to those of you who already wished me a happy birthday
And thank you to anyone else who does later
Now I feel like I finally need to grow up, like more is expected of me, by me, now that I'm finally a full grown adult man. But this is anathema to me right at this very moment. Right now, I'm laying on my couch after a 7 hour metal show, in which two tours who did not want to compete with each other on the same night joined forces to make one big metal explosion, headlined by GWAR, who happened to vanquish Super Cyborg Jesus. Now I'm just watching the Thing, and contemplating life.
Thank you very much to those of you who already wished me a happy birthday
And thank you to anyone else who does later
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cadavre:
30 is nowhere near old. I'm SO jealous you saw Gwar...I miss them EVERY TIME.....Happy belated birthday!
niobe:
The world is a better place having you naked in it. 