Some douchebag trespassed onto my lawn and gave my monster a cock and balls. Idiot wasn't smart enough to realize "Durpdy durr...snow leaves tracks, herpdy durr..."
I come from wood and farm country ghetto trash! I know where you live now! Come into my front yard again, and I will shank you with an icecycle!
I come from wood and farm country ghetto trash! I know where you live now! Come into my front yard again, and I will shank you with an icecycle!