Ugh, so it appears I must cater to retards tonight at my job. I feel like Kim Jong-il from Team America
http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D0W5w691w0jE&v=0W5w691w0jE&gl=US
http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D0W5w691w0jE&v=0W5w691w0jE&gl=US