cfq

soooo
day 2 of hanging w Jefer in philadelphia
i slept alllll day. took lots of baths yesterday and today
ate awesome crabs w roxiehart and baybay(i think i left our umbrellas in your car, or the bathroom i used)
we just got back from hibachi
and as the lady(who was there w her husband and child) was leaving, i very loudly say to Jeff, "You can watch your game and masturbate will i'm taking a shit."
she ran away
*high fives

poor kid's name. he is going to grow up to be a disappointment no matter what.

oooo i hate people. that are uptight.
they need their assholes stretched and a good laugh.

ok. i gotta cuddle Jeff and play WoW while he watches his sports programs