I DON'T WANT THE WORLD. I ONLY WANT WHAT I DESERVE.
last night was CRAZY omg
fuck fuck fuck
i go to my friend Allison's house and we get thai and sushi for lunch
then we have dinner, w a homemade apple pie by her mom for us
it was sooooo amazing
then katie started texting Alli and next thing you know, i'm on my way to atlantic city to the irish pub
as we walk through the doors, there is a tranny outside on the phone. like whoa. haha
we get there and i swear one guy switched his voicebox w steve-o
ahaha
anywho....we get angry and say, fuck this....men suck. we're going to the casinos
so we drive over to the Tropicana
we get a drink at RiRa's and we go down to the floor and start gambling.
i won $122 on the monopoly machine and then say i am done.
alli won 90 and we decided MORE BOOZE
so we go up to a bar and make it in time for last call
we drink and as we go to leave some guy leans over to us and is like, where are we going.
Katie told him she didnt like the cock, so alli started to walk away and laugh. then katie yelled at me, "Sheena, what the fuck?" and i replied with...."are my vagina lips showing."
we were kinda drunk.
so we walk out of the bar and into the hallway and 3 guys in their 40s start talking to us and saying that the one guy matches me....mind you i'm wearing all pink and purple and zebra print....and he is wearing a white and red striped shirt.
apparently he had a tattoo right about his penis, so i told him i wanted to see it.
his friend thought he showed me his cock, so he walked over and pulled out cock and balls. then the tattoo guy really did show me his cock. we all laughed and realized after we walked out of the area that we wanted to drink more, so we walk back into the hallway and they were still standing there so they start walking down the stairs w us and i ask him what his tattoo means since it is in chinese. he says, "ferocious and bravery"
i then asked him if he has to be brave to fuck dirty sluts. and we walk away.....ahahaha
so we speed walk and get ourselves lost in the casino and start playing a little bit again. i walk by a guy who fell over from his seat drunk and as i go to wake him up....the security backs me away
i was only gonna hurt him a little
so i played a bit and won a few more dollars and then we went back to the irish pub...where i sat down by a bunch of loud drunk guys w stupid tattoos. who were grabbing the air behind me like they were grabbing my ass and giggling like retards. the one guy was trying to be allll over me so we hid outside and talked to 2 guys in the group that were decent.
needless to say, we decided to go hang out w them. katie went home and alli and i walked to the casino
and this is where i became a wingman extraordinaire. let's just say while i talked to the nerdy 32 year old, alli got the 23year old buttassnaked in his hotel room and fucked him. hard.
WOOOOOOOO
needless to say, we got home at 7am.
dehydrated and giggling.
and now i have 2 hrs of sleep under my belt.
i went to target and some guy was asking to take photos of my tattoos and so crazy ugly. AHAHAHA
i also bought SUPER cute things
omg
i can't wait for friday, too. hmmm.... someone makes me happy. in the knees. kekeke
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last night was CRAZY omg
fuck fuck fuck
i go to my friend Allison's house and we get thai and sushi for lunch
then we have dinner, w a homemade apple pie by her mom for us
it was sooooo amazing
then katie started texting Alli and next thing you know, i'm on my way to atlantic city to the irish pub
as we walk through the doors, there is a tranny outside on the phone. like whoa. haha
we get there and i swear one guy switched his voicebox w steve-o
ahaha
anywho....we get angry and say, fuck this....men suck. we're going to the casinos
so we drive over to the Tropicana
we get a drink at RiRa's and we go down to the floor and start gambling.
i won $122 on the monopoly machine and then say i am done.
alli won 90 and we decided MORE BOOZE
so we go up to a bar and make it in time for last call
we drink and as we go to leave some guy leans over to us and is like, where are we going.
Katie told him she didnt like the cock, so alli started to walk away and laugh. then katie yelled at me, "Sheena, what the fuck?" and i replied with...."are my vagina lips showing."
we were kinda drunk.
so we walk out of the bar and into the hallway and 3 guys in their 40s start talking to us and saying that the one guy matches me....mind you i'm wearing all pink and purple and zebra print....and he is wearing a white and red striped shirt.
apparently he had a tattoo right about his penis, so i told him i wanted to see it.
his friend thought he showed me his cock, so he walked over and pulled out cock and balls. then the tattoo guy really did show me his cock. we all laughed and realized after we walked out of the area that we wanted to drink more, so we walk back into the hallway and they were still standing there so they start walking down the stairs w us and i ask him what his tattoo means since it is in chinese. he says, "ferocious and bravery"
i then asked him if he has to be brave to fuck dirty sluts. and we walk away.....ahahaha
so we speed walk and get ourselves lost in the casino and start playing a little bit again. i walk by a guy who fell over from his seat drunk and as i go to wake him up....the security backs me away
i was only gonna hurt him a littleso i played a bit and won a few more dollars and then we went back to the irish pub...where i sat down by a bunch of loud drunk guys w stupid tattoos. who were grabbing the air behind me like they were grabbing my ass and giggling like retards. the one guy was trying to be allll over me so we hid outside and talked to 2 guys in the group that were decent.
needless to say, we decided to go hang out w them. katie went home and alli and i walked to the casino
and this is where i became a wingman extraordinaire. let's just say while i talked to the nerdy 32 year old, alli got the 23year old buttassnaked in his hotel room and fucked him. hard.
WOOOOOOOO
needless to say, we got home at 7am.
dehydrated and giggling.
and now i have 2 hrs of sleep under my belt.
i went to target and some guy was asking to take photos of my tattoos and so crazy ugly. AHAHAHA
i also bought SUPER cute things
omg
i can't wait for friday, too. hmmm.... someone makes me happy. in the knees. kekeke
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