i think this song is the bee's knees
anywho
I got my period last night. that's always fun. my boobs don't hurt as much. aaaahhhhh....the universe balances itself out...now i bleed from my loins for a few days and whatnot.
at least this isn't back in the time before time when women were sat in the corner of the house to die and get the demons out during her menses... we as a whole have graduated!! *pats everyone on their back*
I think I want to lose 10lbs, not just weight loss, like actually working out involved type...healthily. i'd like to have it lost by my b-day, May 13th, but we shall see.
On that note. I'm gonna be old soon. Poop on a stick.
Ummm...I did all of my blood tests, drug test, TB test, physical....passed with flying colors. I'm just waiting for the report on my antibodies for certain things, mumps, measles, chicken pox, etc....to see if i need to be immunized before i enter the hospital setting. i'm really pumped and my first orientation, so far, is April 13th. Then it's balls to the walls and dealing with surgery patients. I get to wash them. and take their vitals. and be their maid. O_O
i'm also lucky, cause the hospital lets tattoos show, though not a lot. We are allowed 2x2 in areas, so i still have to wear long sleeves, but I can push them up a bit. 
I still need to get retainers for my snakebites....I let my monroe and my medusa close. I'll just tuck the septum.
I'm tempted to just leave the snakebites out....They've been out all day. it's weird. i'm used to biting on them, and pulling them into my mouth, cause they're vertical....i feel the need to gnaw. homey.
yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
you're mother's a whore, Trebek
also, ALAYNAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!2009!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i'm her spokesperson/p.r./etc
I am also her Jackie O.
<---I GET TO CLUTCH HER BRAINS WHEN THEY'RE SHOT OUT!!!!!--->
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
my son told me yesterday that my boobs were big. then he went on to tell me that they jiggle and they're way larger than his.
I told him that he should use that line to pick up some lucky ladies....
I always write a shit-ton
I know.
Smack me away
I ramble
I'm going to go play ZOMG on Gaia
<3
