So after freaking out and trying to get a job non-stop for a few weeks now, i decided to take a break for the weekend. so, ive gone out the passed 2 days...
thursday, we decided to go to Azucar...which we promptly were thrown out of over stupidness, so we decided lets go to the circuit where they always go...it was closed...SOOO we went to south beach and walked around in our drunkeness. we somehow got a limo ride. then started back to out car. on the way, we found Twist which is a gay bar down there, so Pablo wanted to go in. Tato and Eddy arent 21 yet, so they had to wait outside. Pablo and I ran around from room to room and danced for a few songs then eddy called him and asked if we'd come out, so we're like, OK and go to the last room. I noticed a guy in underwear dancing on the little stage. i didnt realize they were all over this room. first thing that happens is i get a hand in my face and im like...whaaaa? and look at the guy and he nods at me....like, ok. leave the girl alone. so, we walk towards the little platform where one guy is and he grabs my hand and makes me touch him up....and im like....oooOOoOoOoooo wtf is going on here. I was like...the only girl there and these guys were all over me. I just laughed it off and Pablo pulled me to go around the bar and we walk to the opposite corner of the room where more of these male models were hiding out and one who is sitting on a stool grabs me and pulls me over and he's like, in an accent, "you are so sexy. your body is so gorgeous" and then he touches up my booty and my boobs and im like AHAHA wow. arent you supposed to be gay?! pablo walked away to answer the phone and i feel this guy pull up my dress and tugging at my leggings. luckily, i see pablo's hand pop up and i was pulled out of the crowd of gym rat models from around the world. BWAHAHA....listen to me, complaining that buff guys in underwear are feeling me up.
ANYWAYS
pablo and i had a big laugh at that and we went home and tucked ourselves into bed.
LAST NIGHT, pablo was pumped cause he wanted to go to the living room which is a club that opened last weekend in fort lauderdale so we zipped over there after dropping kike, tato and eddy off at a gay strip club. admission was free and well drinks were free til 1am...soooooo we were pretttty hammered. we decide to go to the strip club after a while and my drunk ass is made to sign a waiver to get into the bar...anyways, within 5 or 10mins of me being there, the dancers are like, hi, you're hot....and i'm straight. blah blah
AGAIN....really, kids, i'm not that cute////we are in the land of fake tits and baked skin, go find a nice bimbo for your overly buff bodies to stand next to. so, kike is swinging on the pole...i'm swinging on it with him. and this one dancer keeps coming up to me every 3mins telling me about himself. really. leave me alone. whatever. the bar finally closes and i come to realize, 2 strippers are invited over. one of them a straight stripper who keeps hitting on me and I JUST WANT TO HIT HIM.
Anyways, I'm really weird about people i dont know spending the night, so i was wide awake and pablo and i were still drunk as hell, so we decided to go pick up his greenery. we smoked a bowl on the way home and then we laid in my bed and smoked another, cause....it was the only way we'd be able to pass out.
anyways, i slept the day away, and when i wake up, both of the strippers are STILL here. i guess they are coming back tonight, too. new friends >.<
p.s. tato and eddy are stripping tonight. to see what it's like. i hope they are doing well. -.-'
thursday, we decided to go to Azucar...which we promptly were thrown out of over stupidness, so we decided lets go to the circuit where they always go...it was closed...SOOO we went to south beach and walked around in our drunkeness. we somehow got a limo ride. then started back to out car. on the way, we found Twist which is a gay bar down there, so Pablo wanted to go in. Tato and Eddy arent 21 yet, so they had to wait outside. Pablo and I ran around from room to room and danced for a few songs then eddy called him and asked if we'd come out, so we're like, OK and go to the last room. I noticed a guy in underwear dancing on the little stage. i didnt realize they were all over this room. first thing that happens is i get a hand in my face and im like...whaaaa? and look at the guy and he nods at me....like, ok. leave the girl alone. so, we walk towards the little platform where one guy is and he grabs my hand and makes me touch him up....and im like....oooOOoOoOoooo wtf is going on here. I was like...the only girl there and these guys were all over me. I just laughed it off and Pablo pulled me to go around the bar and we walk to the opposite corner of the room where more of these male models were hiding out and one who is sitting on a stool grabs me and pulls me over and he's like, in an accent, "you are so sexy. your body is so gorgeous" and then he touches up my booty and my boobs and im like AHAHA wow. arent you supposed to be gay?! pablo walked away to answer the phone and i feel this guy pull up my dress and tugging at my leggings. luckily, i see pablo's hand pop up and i was pulled out of the crowd of gym rat models from around the world. BWAHAHA....listen to me, complaining that buff guys in underwear are feeling me up.
ANYWAYS
pablo and i had a big laugh at that and we went home and tucked ourselves into bed.
LAST NIGHT, pablo was pumped cause he wanted to go to the living room which is a club that opened last weekend in fort lauderdale so we zipped over there after dropping kike, tato and eddy off at a gay strip club. admission was free and well drinks were free til 1am...soooooo we were pretttty hammered. we decide to go to the strip club after a while and my drunk ass is made to sign a waiver to get into the bar...anyways, within 5 or 10mins of me being there, the dancers are like, hi, you're hot....and i'm straight. blah blah
AGAIN....really, kids, i'm not that cute////we are in the land of fake tits and baked skin, go find a nice bimbo for your overly buff bodies to stand next to. so, kike is swinging on the pole...i'm swinging on it with him. and this one dancer keeps coming up to me every 3mins telling me about himself. really. leave me alone. whatever. the bar finally closes and i come to realize, 2 strippers are invited over. one of them a straight stripper who keeps hitting on me and I JUST WANT TO HIT HIM.
Anyways, I'm really weird about people i dont know spending the night, so i was wide awake and pablo and i were still drunk as hell, so we decided to go pick up his greenery. we smoked a bowl on the way home and then we laid in my bed and smoked another, cause....it was the only way we'd be able to pass out.
anyways, i slept the day away, and when i wake up, both of the strippers are STILL here. i guess they are coming back tonight, too. new friends >.<
p.s. tato and eddy are stripping tonight. to see what it's like. i hope they are doing well. -.-'
VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
Thank you for your kind words